paint it green and throw it in the grass

that's what you said when talking about something useless

- my Xbox 360 got the red ring of dead. what should I do?
- paint it green and throw it in the grass

by Enrique Licciardi January 2, 2009

cutting the grass

1. To chat up your mates partner

Grass cutter: I hope I am not cutting the grass
Grass cut-ee: Thats my fucking mrs your chatting up

by Tones86 January 2, 2012

snake in the grass

A shady, conniving person who could strike at anytime without warning. Similar to a gorilla in the mist.

Mary: "I've had enough of your insensitivity! I'm leaving!"
Larry: "Hey, quit blocking the TV!"
Mary: "I'M LEAVING YOU, YOU ASSHOLE!!!"
Larry: "So what? Oh damn, did you see that catch T.O. just made? Un-be-fucking-lievable!"
Mary: "I think I'm going to start seeing Fred, from the office. He's a real gentleman and can fulfill my needs, unlike YOU!"
Larry: "Whatever, bitch. That guy's a real snake in the grass, don't waste your time. It's halftime...get over here and hop on my johnson."

by Nick D March 4, 2005

snog in the grass

eating a female out, oral sex

After simple snogging, John and Martha decided to try a snog in the grass.

by Margott November 4, 2007

in the grass

Suspension from work without pay.

Chris and I got 2 weeks in the grass, due to a bull shit lie told by Lonnie.

by magnum noble February 11, 2015

Snake in the Grass

A person (normally male but can be female) who waits for a relationship to be over/in trouble before pouncing on one of the pair.

James breaks up with Sophie. Jacob is a snake in the grass

James mate- "dude, i heard Jacob tried it on with Sophie. you broke up with her yesterday, man"

James- "yeah, i know man, he's a complete snake in the grass".

by pinityoufairy December 20, 2010

Snake in the Grass

A Slitherin mother fucker that won't stop hiding among the blades and brush eating four leaf clovers. Usually a total nonfriend loser that is fake and snakey af. Forked tongue lookin no friends motherfucker.

Kristina eating four leaf clovers like a Snake in the Grass.
Ever since you became a Snake in the Grass you won't get of that brush.
No friend lookin forked tongue person is a total Snake in the Grass.

by Hunterclan June 22, 2016