shaking hands with the governor

Male masturbation

You: Dude, sorry I'm late.
Me: What were you doing, shaking hands with the governor?

by coyote duster April 14, 2014

The Govs

Short for The Governors: mascot of Austin Peay State University in Clarksville, Tennessee.
Derived from Governor Austin Peay, for whom the college is named.

Random Person: How many times have The Govs gone to the NCAA basketball tournament?
Peay Student: Five or Six.
Random Person: What about the Lady Govs?
Peay Student: Also Five or Six.
Random Person: Why do you keep answering 'five or six' times?
Peay Student: It's five times - or six if you count this year.

by JKHero January 30, 2009

The Governor

A term widely used to describe the following sexual ceremony: While engaging in sexual intercourse, preferably from behind, and as the money shot approaches, the male "doer" spits on his partners back. When he/she turns around in disgust, the "doer" ejaculates into one eye of his partner and firmly punches the other eye, exclaiming "you have been Governed!". The "doer", now also known as "the Governor", then parades his triumph and is later honoured, by his judicators, with a t-shirt declaiming "The Governor!"

Clearly, The Governor is the only act to rectify virtuous social decorum!

by JB July 24, 2008

Shake Hands with the Governor of Love.

v. To masturbate.

Derived from the Latin phrase "Contremesco manuum per Imperator Diligo", lit. Shake hands with the Emperor of Love.

This phrase was believed to have been coined by Juvenal in order to express to a lady friend how he would like to masturbate onto her tits without being crude and causing offence.

1. I'm just off to shake hands with the Governor of Love.

2. Check it out! I just took a photo of me shaking hands with the Governor of Love.

3. Hey, baby. How about I shake hands with the Governor of Love all over your mammaries?

by Drew Peacock. September 27, 2009

the governments of the world

see -----> Satanists.....

Hippies are fuckin nerds.Kick them.

by Jesus March 13, 2005

Fuck The Goverment

Anarchy, down with the goverment, taxation with out representation, legalize medical marijuana, and gtfo of office! we dont need you anymore, hell i dont think things could get much worse if the people ran this country?

1: hey did u see that ass fucking fuck the goverment did to those tax paying, constitutionally protected american civilians in pensacola florida?

2: yeah they really ass fucked them dry, throwing them out of that city councel meeting like dog shit for speaking there minds fuck that shit!

by Dan shurak December 26, 2011

All Hail the Governor

A drinking game. A group of people sit around a table and count up to 13. When they hit 13, everyone says "ALL HAIL THE GOVERNOR!" and drinks. The person who said 13 will make up a rule for a number, for example, "On the number 5, everyone with a white shirt has to drink."

The count starts again. When it gets to (for example) 5, everybody (for example) with a white shirt will drink. When it gets to 13 again, the name of the game is yelled and the person who said 13 will make another new rule for another number.

Possibly the fastest way to get drunk in a drinking game, aside from Roxanne. It's preferable if you don't pick a rule that's universal to human beings, like "everybody with a heartbeat."

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13!

ALL HAIL THE GOVERNOR!

13 Person: On 8, everybody with a sweater on has to drink!

by Rikity March 26, 2011