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The Cheeks 

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In poker, when you have the best hand, and somebody beats you with a lucky draw. A bad beat hand. A hand that was formerly "the nuts".
"I went all-in, but ended up with the cheeks"

"Geez, your ass must hurt!"
The Cheeks by wiseguy12 December 6, 2009
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The Creek • The Creek of my ass • up the creek • Fuck the creek • Swimming the creek • Up the creek without a pattle • craig of the creek • God willing and the Creek don't rise. • If the lord is willing and the creek dont rise. • I remember the Creek

the cheek and miss

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When one goes in for a kiss on the cheek but the other goes for the other cheek side. Upon meeting mouth to mouth, both persons just go along with it as a hook up.
Did you hear about Trina? She hooked up Ben. He used the cheek and miss on her...
the cheek and miss by operationbowtie August 29, 2010
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The Cheeky Kaiser 

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A sex move invented in Pre-Nazi Germany, involving at least 6 people and an IQ of over 130. Not much is known about this, but its difficulty has been compared to rocket science. Not to be confused with the Kinky Kaiser, Classroom Kaiser and the Steaming Kaiser.
Me: Hey man
Friend: Hey, sorry I'm late today, I was in history class the other day and stumbled onto the secret of the Cheeky Kaiser. I'm hooked.
The Cheeky Kaiser by Claza September 30, 2011
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National Kiss On The Cheek Day 

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On May 19th it is National kiss on the cheek day where you can only kiss someone on the cheek and not lips
Man I cant french kiss my girl because it is National Kiss On the Cheek Day
National Kiss On The Cheek Day by Dicklicker1213 June 5, 2018
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blown out in the cheeks 

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Extremely stoned
After tom smoked an ounce of weed, bob asked him if he could drive him home. And tom replied dude i cant “im all blown out in the cheeks”
blown out in the cheeks by Fuzz988 November 5, 2020
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spread the cheeks 

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When you have fart and you bend over and spread the cheeks of your ass and fart it makes a long squeky noise.
Warner: i got a fart comeing

Campbell: oi warner spread the cheeks

Warner: okay errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk
spread the cheeks by Greg Mathews May 16, 2008
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