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Golrath the Barbarian

A Rallos Zek worshiping barbarian born in Halas. One of the four members of the Quartet of Bones. Golrath loves to eat bones.
Golrath the Barbarian shouted, "I WILL EAT YOUR BOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!"

shit man the barbarian

an ugly harry dirty shit for brains person or just the stupidest uglyest person you've ever seen...
we were all going to go to the party untill shit man the barbarian called the cops.

man they have shit man the barbarian working at BK.

Jupiter, the Barbarian

A rage-filled, hateful phrase.
"We were just talking normally, when he suddenly pulled out a Jupiter, the Barbarian on me!"

Conan the Barbarian

A barbarian that took one too many steroids, and goes around the world taking people's skins for his personal stash toe ones.
Barbarian woMAN: Would you have sex with me Conan?

Conan: Only under one condition.

Barbarian woMAN: What would that be?

Conan: We would first have to create a baby and use his/her skins for my top hat or shoes. Then I would have to skin you for my coat.

Akiro: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM............MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...........That way.

Golrath the Barbarian

While born in Halas, Golrath was in fact exiled along with his other bone-eating bretheren to the lands of Kurn's tower, set deep within the field of bone. Golrath is usually considered the leader of the Quartet, though he shows agendas of following the wing of such nefarious foes as Rallos Zek and the Pope the Barbarian.
"Golrath! Put down those bones!" - Xantor Truehero

The Barbecue

One specific barbecue, which can for any reason be famous.
"Hey man, you goin to The Barbecue?"
"Which one?"
"The one where I slap my meat on yo grill!"
The Barbecue by Trebuchet65 October 26, 2009