textommenting

When two people text and comment each other simultaneously.

Linda and Mona are textommenting.

by The Hamburgler Helper March 23, 2009

textionary

The list of words that are in your cell phone's T9 library which appear when you type in the correct sequence of numbers.

Guy 1: Text Mike that "We'll see him l8er."
Guy 2: "L8er" is not in my textionary. I'll have to add it now.

by MarkShark May 18, 2009

Textrovert

A person who is more eloquent, expressive, funnier, etc. via texting than in person.

Man, that guy's a real douchebag, but his texts are so sweet. He's a real textrovert.

by Runmonkey3 November 27, 2012

Textbook Kid

A kid that looks as awkward as one that you might find in an educational textbook

Look at Kevin and his weird smile; he is a textbook kid!

by The Squid October 11, 2016

Textbook

Perfection itself.

Often used by the team from Spaced in their DVD commentaries to point out their own genius.

Has come to be replaced by the term fried gold.

See the way she delivered that line - the was textbook.

by Lambchops November 30, 2004

textonym

A textonym is a word which becomes ambiguous when using predictive text due to having the same button combination as other unrelated words. They often make a text confusing or incomprehensible.
Particularly prominent in drunk texting.

He = If
Me = Of
Book = Cool
Soon = Room

'Textonyms are so annoying, my drunken text makes no sense'

by MySpaceFTL November 26, 2007

Textopiling

to talk to someone next you via text message.

Me and becky were in the car textopiling so my mom couldn't hear our convo about boys.

by Jupiter Beam January 13, 2008