text ho 

Someone you text with all the time. It could be a friend, someone you're talking to, a girlfriend, a boyfriend, anyone. If they're filling up your inbox, they're your text ho.

"You will not be talkin to your text ho in person!"

"Oh Shayla? Me and her ain't that cool, she just my text ho."

text ho by Santia May 19, 2008

Text Insemination 

Text insemination is the art of "inseminating" the phones of everyone in your cell phone contacts list with a generic text such as "Hey, what's up" or "How's it going?" for the purpose of simultaneously having as many texting conversations as possible with as many different people as possible.

Jesse wanted to communicate with all of his friends at once, so he decided to initiate text insemination.

Text Insemination by Solid Boomstick June 24, 2009

Text A Dump 

When a person has to slip away to text someone, with the excuse of going to the bathroom. This person obviously has to "text a dump".

A shorter conversation might alternatively be referred to as "texting a piss".

Brett took his cell to the bathroom with him, guess he had to text a dump.

Text A Dump by WarNPeace October 9, 2012

text mail

A text you send to someone directly after calling them instead of a voice mail because you are too damn lazy to leave one.

"Ugh damn it... Delo never answers his phone! Ah well I'll just leave a text mail."

text mail by Dolfo February 5, 2009

Text Girlfriend 

An ex-girlfriend who you still text, inadvertently (or advertently) making your current girlfriend jealous.

"Who are you texting?"

"No one!"

(you were texting your text girlfriend)

Text Girlfriend by Joeyroguen December 31, 2008

Text Peeve 

When a texting pattern pisses you off.
When the way someone texts annoys you.

Kathy: heyy wuts up?
Beth: nm. wuz just txting Emily but had to get off

Kathy: y? rn't we txting now?
Beth: ya but she kept txting only one word answers- soo

annoying!
Kathy: omg wut a text peeve!

Text Peeve by annonymouse123 May 15, 2011

Text sandwich 

Driving between two vehicles being driven by women who are texting while driving.

I am lucky to be alive, I have been a text sandwich for the last 25 miles.

Text sandwich by Browser7 March 29, 2013