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mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
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Cactus Testicles

When a man shaves his testicals and the hairs are now prickly stubs similar to a small cactus' needles
Kelly went to slob my knob last night but she soon left after feeling my cactus testicles
Cactus Testicles by Arven October 6, 2007

truck testicles 

plastic or metal mock testicles in various colors,always attached to the rear hitch of a truck. You can be sure if the testicles are in the back, there is usually a penis in the front, driving.
truck testicles by saledevo December 1, 2010

Cyanosis testiculosis 

When one's balls are blue because of insufficient ejeculation.
Call me an ambulance honey I got cyanosis testiculosis

Low Hanging Testicles 

When your balls are below your knees.
You seen Johns Bollocks?
He got some Low Hanging Testicles

EDP445's Testicles 

They are the hardest working thing. They cum to little girls every day. You can use it like:
Bro's foot is like EDP445's Testicles. Nahhhh.

testiculus ridiculous 

A spell from the Harry Potter universe which immobilizes an opponent by giving them large testicles.
" Serpensortia! " John cried.

" Testiculus Ridiculous! " Luke spat back.

" My snake and I stand bested sir. " John conceded.