Telly

Television and or Telephone as in a cellular device also

Don't look at me Im watching porn on my living room telly.

Don't look at me Im watching porn on my personal telly that my parents pay for and Im almost 40.

Telly by Atom Ekwillz Adam July 9, 2026

Telly Ting

Basically a stripper that does her work in a hotel usually likes to have the word bandz at the end of their Instagram names and flex with bare money

Never fuck a telly ting

Telly Ting by Lamborghini March 27, 2017

Telly ting

A female who works in a hotel and sells her body to all the mandem that comes in.

Me: Yo fam u know stacey the telly ting
Friend: Ye she was making dollas for the mandem in my telly last night

Telly ting by 10ksupaaneat July 11, 2017

Telly ting

A girl who has been "put in a telly" mostly used as Toronto slang, meaning she's a prositute who works in a hotel. (Telly)

that girls a telly ting

Telly ting by MacGillivray ‼️ May 8, 2017

telly tubbies 

the pastel-coloured spawns of Satan

run for your souls! the tellytubbies are descending upon us over the hills!

telly tubbies by the Crumpet July 8, 2004

Telly Savalas 

To completely shave the private parts of a hairy woman. When completed cramming a lollipop up it and stating "Who loves ya baby?"

Dave, didn't your mom teach your sister any hygiene? Before I banged her last night I had to give her a Telly Savalas!

Telly Savalas by Shootin Cracker December 28, 2007

telly tubbies 

Result of old aged pensioners on acid.

Four round furry creatures, that dance and babble in Telly Tubby land. They are:

Dipsy = green with a spike on head.
Laa-Laa = yellow with curly pig tail on head.
Po = Red with a small halo.
Tinky-Winky = purple with a purple coat hanger on head.

In Telly Tubby Land, the Sun is baby faced, always shining and gurgling. Whie trabbits much verdant grass and never shite. Or maybe Noo-Noo the giant vacuum cleaner eats rabbit shite.

Every half hour every day the windmill turns and flashes coloured sparks, and one of the TV stomach turns on and a little show usu. involving little children doing activity, this happens twice, then they prance about a bit, and they jump back into the dome.

Old Bertie ate his son's tabs and saw some telly tubbies.

telly tubbies by Kerb November 28, 2004