teleslam

The process of simultaneously telecommunicating and slamming, defined as defecating, at the same time.

Nick: Hey Gina, do you ever teleslam?
Gina: Yeah, I do it all the time.
Everyone in the room: Ohhhhhhhhhh...
Gina: What? I do.
Awkward Silence*

by Tyler McCreless September 20, 2009

Telediagnostiopathic

A person with the ability to discern the nature of what ails you or yours over the telephone while hosting a radio talk show.

Derived from telepathic ( communication from one person to another by the means other than the obvious five senses the rest of us use ) and Diagnostic ( investigation or analysis of the cause or nature of a condition, situation, or problem )

Man those tappet brothers knew exactly what to tell my mechanic and my wife about the three Chevy El Caminos sitting in the front yard. I think they saved my marriage and my cars!

by Jmonkey August 10, 2005

Telessia

typical retard who put his faults on other people and never learn

This guy never learn, such a Telessia

by JeanRandom November 27, 2017

Telestalker

Someone who reads your mind to find out private information.

My telestalker spouse read my mind and found out what happened to me when I was a young boy.

by Ascended Master 1111 March 28, 2021

teleisa

the most beautiful girl in the world; big booty Judy

Teleisa is too hip.

by funkymonkey November 1, 2021

talesia

If you're friends with a Talesia - consider yourself lucky! Talesia's are intelligent, intuitive, and a true friend. She will always check in on you at just the right moments, and has a way of putting out all of your fires with a few thoughtful phrases of advice. The kind of advice that validates your feelings while still holding you accountable for your own actions. She has high level of patience, but don't take her kindness for granted; she will put you in your place if you do!! She's beautiful on the inside and out, witty sense of humor, and an all around genuine person.

Talesia will call you out on your shit

by Damian love November 23, 2021

Teresia

Our english teacher

Person 1: Yo, who do we have in English?
Person 2: We have Teresia bro.
Person 1: For real?
Person 2: Yeah bro.

by BigFlicker123321 March 20, 2023