Why did it teleport to my hand

A thing to say to someone if you would jerk off to them ironically

Video* of a naked black man*
Me: why did it teleport to my hand so quickly

by Tigre touchant June 12, 2022

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.

TF2 soldier meme lol
soldier says this line from the youtube video "expiration date"
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
bread
soldier gaming
also chris a, wanna play clash of clans?
:)

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.

by whatisamonika March 27, 2022

reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Basically a Kite(A Jew) but in a not as harsh or racist way

reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Did you do the reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of my shirtless jew sand-which?

Did you ask the kite for the lab data?

by HardcoreSexOnly May 4, 2021

Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>Tobirama Senju Does Teleport From A Personal Computer<.7.9.7.6.>0

<.7.9.7.6.>Tobirama Senju Does Teleport From A Personal Computer<.7.9.7.6.>0

<.7.9.7.6.>Tobirama Senju Does Teleport From A Personal Computer<.7.9.7.6.>0

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Tobirama Senju Does Teleport From A Personal Computer For Female Bosseses<.7.9.7.6.>0

<.7.9.7.6.>Tobirama Senju Does Teleport From A Personal Computer For Female Bosseses<.7.9.7.6.>0

<.7.9.7.6.>Tobirama Senju Does Teleport From A Personal Computer For Female Bosseses<.7.9.7.6.>0

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

Teleporting High

The level of highness (after smoking) that creates a teleporting sensation. When you are so beyond high you are laying in bed and thinking about the ice cream you have in the fridge….you blink….then boom, you are now sitting oth bathroom with a bowl of ice cream and don’t remember all the steps in between.

Example uno:
Friend 1: “want to come over and smoke?”

Friend 2: “I’m down, but I wanna get teleporting high.”

Example dose✌🏻:

Random guy named Kevin: “Dude, last night I got soo high, like teleporting high”

by The CHICK that TATTOOS April 17, 2024