teets

Sam has 8 teets.

Look at the teets on that dog! There are 8 of them!

by Boobs April 11, 2003

Teets

male tits

Check out that dude...he got teets bigger than yo momma.

by To Trill 4 U October 25, 2003

Teets Juice

The energy drink co. owned by Teets.

"Just like milk from your moms teets except carbonated"

Teets Juice always wakes me up in the mornin.

its better than a blumpkin or alabama hot pocket

by Darrick Teeter October 17, 2008

Teets

1. A.K.A. Blaine Teets
2. Football Player
3. Class of 2003

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

poppin teets

Popping teets is defined poopin caps in ya mommas teets

i was poppin teets in ya momma last night!

by Derrick Anderson November 10, 2005

teets

Convo fillers, avoid awkward situations.

"Teets mate"

"what the teets?"

"Nice Jersey man."
"Teets."

"How was the exam? Have you finished your assignment?"
"Teets."

When you don't know what to say,

"TEETS."

Have Teets day Mate.

by Ynfan November 3, 2019

Teets Tuesday

The national day of Teets. Every Tuesday shall be Teets Tuesday! Eat your bananas!!

Wake up, it’s Teets Tuesday!!!!

by BananaMan69999 April 14, 2021