Treejaculate

When a tree releases its pollen (tree sperm)

James: Yo, why is my automobile all yellow

Michael: Looks like it got treejaculated on

James: Word

Michael: Dope

by J scribs January 2, 2012

Teej

A gesture that is performed by lifting both shoulders and eyebrows up and grimacing and is an indication of either one's agreement or apathy. A typical attitude or thought whilst performing this gesture include "I concur my homie" or "I can't/don't want to get involved"

Dude1: "Dude, can you give me a ride to the Angels game?"
Dude2: (Teej) ..."Dude, the Angels need new pitching."
Dude1: "I'll teej to that" (Teej) "but they're still my team!"

by 1tiredhapa May 26, 2009

teej

A Term used to define the act of stealing someone's love interest. Teejing can be done either subconsciously or on purpose with the ultimate goal of ending up with the other person's girl.
Because the act of Teejing someone can be described as morally wrong, it is discouraged to Teej your close friends as it is not right.

Yooo did this nigga really just Teej me?
Don't get Teejed bro!

by issamovement March 29, 2017

Tweej

A person who has penis breath, a result of sucking a very large amount of penises. Synonyms: Brown nose, suck up etc.

Kelly: Cory you're so cool!

Cory: Dammit dude stop being such a tweej!

by C,E, and K May 24, 2010

TeleJam

Musicians or singers or a mix of both jamming over internet telephony/voice chat, Jam over the internet

(over chat) Hey.. am free now wanna telejam?

by drfreeze March 28, 2007

teeenya

A teeenya is a girl with long hair. So ridiculously smart that it isn't even fair. A teeenya normally is the most gorgeous girl around and all the guys fall madly in love with her. A teeenya is a skilled musician, with a ridiculously great voice. A teeenya is basically a word to describe a hot, nice, awesome, down to earth girl that everyone loves. Sucks a replying texts and is super frustrating but worth every second of it! You will never forget teeenya.

That girl is definitely a teeenya! She's perfect.

by bpoowashere October 25, 2010

TYG Teej

When you insert your dick into a shorty and instantly sound out the words “what the fuck bruh”.

I finally was able to get with a freshman, I put my dick in but I end up TYG Teejing her.

by TYGTeej February 9, 2023