tattleware

Software that reports your internet usage to someone else. (E.g. your boss, your wife, your pastor) See an example at covenanteyes.com.

Vern's wife made him install tattleware after she caught him wanking to hustler.com.

by Cuervo March 4, 2004

Photoshop Tattletale

A person that feels the need to point out that Photoshop was used on an image, no matter how super cool or hilarious the results may be. The fact that people ALREADY KNOW that the image is OBVIOUSLY Photoshopped does not discourage them one bit. They think this makes them seem smart or computer savvy.

"Dude, no way is that rooster THAT big, it's Photoshopped...!" "No REALLY, seven foot roosters aren't real...? I had NO idea, quit being such a Photoshop Tattletale, you're spoiling our fun..."

by Archanimal October 30, 2012

CT (Carbon Tattle)

When someone cc's their boss or manager in an email throwing you under the bus.

Ex1

Steve: I cant believe Barb CTed her manager on that reply email to me.

Rob: Thats not cool.

Ex2

Renee: Jim sent me an email that was border line harrassment, im gonna CT (Carbon Tattle) and tell him to stop.

Steve: Dont be a prude.

by stratis February 18, 2009

Tempur-Pedic Tatties

Natural lady breasts so soft that you could fall sleep on them for minutes, hours or even days.

#1) Did you see Katy Perry on SNL last nite?! Those were some Tempur-Pedic tatties.

#2) I perfer voluptuous women for their Tempur-Pedic tatties.

by ColbyColeTrain September 29, 2010

tactless question

A tactless question is a question which is insensitive to other peoples feelings and/or beliefs.

That was such a tactless question that John asked Marie.

by cloudylemonade September 21, 2015

neeps and tatties

Scottish word for potatoes and swede. Often the side dish for haggis.

Yeah, fire on some neeps and tatties with that haggis.

by phospheris January 25, 2009

tittles

Little titties. There's no other way to put it.

Man...Look at those tiny little tittles!

by Sinker December 28, 2005