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tarzan

action done in sexual excitement. The act performed after laying pipe into a hot girl where she made your dick feel so great that after you ejaculate you begin to beat your chest and let out a yell expressing your satisfaction of a great lay.
Dude Susan was so amazing last night afterwards I did the tarzan.
by Jeff Briggs April 2, 2009
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Tarzan Crabs

Pubic lice gifted by Satan with the awesome power of Tarzan's vine swinging abilities, usually seen hanging on the ends of a poor soul's pube, waiting to dive into the next patch of unexpecting ball fluff they come across.
Sex with Whores or Modern Female Musicians may result in Tarzan Crabs.
by SOMEONE GET A MOP! January 7, 2011
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Tarzan Fuck

An act of sexual intercourse so soul-shakingly passionate it results in a tarzan-like moan from the male participant.
Devon: Come with me.
*20 minutes later*
Max: OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo....
Josh: Goddamnit, I understand it's great that she's giving it to him so good its turned into a Tarzan Fuck, but it's gonna keep us up all night!
by The Dusky Walrus October 24, 2010
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Tarzan

A hot guy who has little experience with the real world, but is nonetheless good for a fuck.
Josh had never been to a party before, but he was such a Tarzan that Kate didn't care.
by kate November 22, 2004
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tarzan

Amazingly and breathtakingly wild. Can be used to describe rabid animals and the like; or even used to describe 'wild' snowboarding, surfing, or drinking moves/experiences.
'shit look at that lion- it's fully tarzan'.

'check it out, that wave is tarzan'
by JBIZZLE August 11, 2004
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tubesteak tarzan

I didn't realize I was in a gay bar until I saw all the tubesteak tarzans hanging around
by TuckerJeremy May 22, 2009
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wikipedia tarzan

Someone who jumps from page to page on wikipedia forgetting their original search in the pursuit of knowledge.
Boris: So whats the population of Hyvinkää?
Carl: no idea but, did you know that there are twenty different dialects of swedish?
Boris: wtf why are you such a wikipedia tarzan?
by pew pew pew man April 10, 2009
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