Tapioca Blop Blop

The white, sticky, viscous substance produced by a mans genitals generally after a good stroking, sucking, slurping, tonguing, riding, grinding, impaling, jack hammering, pogo-ing,pounding, slamming, or other form of stimulation.

John: "Man, I'll tell you, Sarah is a total slut!"

Jim: "Why do you say that?"

John: "Last night when I was log jamming her, she demanded that I shoot my Tapioca Blop Blop all over her pretty little face!"

Jim: "Well good on ya buddy!"

by Joey Fn Lag August 4, 2010

tarieting

The act of being a dick/douchebag/scumbag.

Man 1: Dude, what's up with Jake lately?

Man 2: I dunno, he's been tarieting all the time.

by Skatefreak1283 May 5, 2013

tardore

Combination of the word retard and whore.

My friend was such a tardore when we were on vacation in the Dominican.

by Mama_G February 2, 2017

Tari

a cute, shy gamer girl

do you watch gamer123
oh yeah I do
she's kinda a tariff don't you think
yeah.

by primester November 3, 2020

tarboles

Misinterpretation of the term "tar balls" which are literally balls of tar. These are found along the coast of Hawaii. Jack Johnson is a surfer (from Hawaii)turned musician, hence the reference to a common item that you'd see when surfing.

"...her feet are all covered with tarboles and scars..." Bubble Toes by Jack Johnson

by C. Eric C. July 7, 2006

Tardiot

1. Combination of a retard and an idiot.

2. Someone extremely slow or dim-witted.

3. Person who is unable to understand the easiest of concepts.

I tried to explain to Jeff how to add more than 2 numbers together but he is such a tardiot he didn't understand.

by GMB123 February 26, 2010

Tapioca Tie

When a women swallows your load but it runs back out thru her stoma hole and down the front of her shirt. Leaving a oatmeal trail resembling a neck tie.

I gave Tracy a Tapioca Tie last night after our AA class.

by River Jim October 15, 2018