1. Lead singer of System of a Down
2. Sexiest man of all time.
3. Even sexier than Raptor Jesus and Cosplay girls.
2. Sexiest man of all time.
3. Even sexier than Raptor Jesus and Cosplay girls.
Girl one: Who do you think is the sexiest man to ever live? I think its George Clooney.
Girl two: Forget George Clooney, forget Johnny Depp. Hell, forget Raptor Jesus! ITS SERJ TANKIAN!
*Girl two then Chuck Norris Round-House Kicks girl one in the vaginal region*
Girl two: Forget George Clooney, forget Johnny Depp. Hell, forget Raptor Jesus! ITS SERJ TANKIAN!
*Girl two then Chuck Norris Round-House Kicks girl one in the vaginal region*
by CaseyMeow April 4, 2010
Get the Serj Tankian mug.The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between an extremely well-endowed woman's breasts, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an oil tank caught on a reef.
Not to be confused with motorboating which is for smaller breasts.
Not to be confused with motorboating which is for smaller breasts.
Oil Tanking - I went to motorboat my woman, but realised her tits were just way to big...I oil tanked her instead.
by Kenny_0118899 June 19, 2013
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Cardi is the Queen of Tanking. After WAP, Megan got a Top 30 hit while Bet You Wanna hit #1 on Bubbling Under and Me Gusta hit #91. Megan saved WAP and Pardison Fontaine wrote her verse. Her fans also known as Retardi Gang troll all day and say “Ended Nicki” And they are correct, Ended Nicki’s fan Retardi
by cardiobtanking October 16, 2020
Get the Queen of Tanking mug.Serj Tankian- One of the singers of System Of A Down or SoaD for short. If he isnt your idol then you may need to consider comitting suicide
Faggot: Im so glad SoaD is on an indefinate hiatus so that that guy with the weird hair,voice, and beard can get lost
Friend: Hey dude, if you dont go see a therapist soon about your problem you may kill yourself
Faggot: What?! Why
Friend: Well if you dont do it your self I might just have to kill you... Serj Tankian is on a level close to god... get over it
Friend: Hey dude, if you dont go see a therapist soon about your problem you may kill yourself
Faggot: What?! Why
Friend: Well if you dont do it your self I might just have to kill you... Serj Tankian is on a level close to god... get over it
by likethinkpink October 18, 2008
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When everyone knows your lying but you proceed with lying.
When everyone knows your lying but you proceed with lying.
(Guy1) I stick potatoes into car mufflers & watch the cars blow up.
(Guy2) MAN HOMIE, WHY YOU TANKING IT ?!?!?!?
(Guy2) MAN HOMIE, WHY YOU TANKING IT ?!?!?!?
by mr. lan September 14, 2009
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Get the Serj Tankian mug.An apologist for dictatorial regimes with atrocious records on human rights, so long as those countries are not the US. A person who thinks that because the US is flawed, and has done bad things, that that means that countries that are or have traditionally been our adversaries (generally communist countries) are actually perfectly fine places to live, and everything bad that you hear about them is a Western lie. Someone who goes beyond just being a communist or socialist, into defending some truly awful regimes, a tankie throws out the baby with the bathwater.
John thinks Stalin was awesome, says China isn't oppressing the Uyghurs, and believes that everything bad you hear about North Korea is a lie that the American media wants you to believe. John is a tankie.
by q359 March 2, 2023
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