tanners mom

an superhumanly hot Milf. someone I as a completely straight male would let peg me with a 12 inch strap on. Every boy in the school has wet dreams thinking about tanners mom mainly Cyrus in particular. she is short and sculpted like a porn star. -i love tanners mom

me: tanners mom. everyone else; shes so hot, i love tannes mom, im gonna fuck her so hard.

i want to have anal sex with tanners mom

by RedHotTestyWarts June 16, 2022

tanker

Self-absorbed senior citizen who drags their oxygen tank slowly through crowded public places, scolding and threatening anyone who tries to get around them. They usually voted with their dollars for NeoCon, Big-Tobacco candidates in the past, but now are voting for any Republicrat who promises to increase their Social Security benefits and give them free health care, knowing that they'll be dead before those bills come due.

I would've been on time for the team dinner party, but some tanker parked their Caddy across three spaces and then took 5 minutes just to get their scuba gear through the damned door.

by ralfg33k June 21, 2008

tankems

beyond obliterated, just before the point of alcohol poisoning. More than buzzed, drunk, trashed, obliterated. see tanked for an understatement.

We're having a party tonight, so bring your drinking faces - we're gonna get tankems!

by Ashleigh9169 January 29, 2008

Tanners Delight

When the sky is red in the evening you know its likely to be sunny the next day giving you an opportunity to 'get your tan on'

Red sky at night!, Tanners Delight!!

Red sky in morning, Tanners warning!

by WarriUGHH August 6, 2011

tanker

To repost an article other than a HOTD on the Florida sportsman Forum

What that i hear in the distance.. YOuve been tankered

by Getnsnokie June 19, 2006

Tanker Anchor

A huge turd; in relation to "dropping anchor"

Man, I knew I had to drop anchor, but that was Tanker Anchor!

by toniwithaneye October 10, 2006

any takers

It means like who tryna do what they asking

"Aye yo who ever order me some doordash ill give yo 35 ducks in like 5 days or so , Any takers "

" Its on its way sus its on its way "

by Thebestist May 7, 2019