tangalog

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by trababy June 30, 2024

tangalog

/tanga•log/

(noun) A Filipino with Tagalog speaking language who lives typically in Luzon island, Philippines mainly Metro Manila known for being stupid at any things.

—tanga means stupid, log from the word Tagalog.

—origin: those who lives near a riverbank.

1. So many tangalogs on the internet.

by overproudbrownperson September 17, 2024

Tangele

Tangele/Tangelitis – a chaotic mass of confusion wrapped in a storm of instability. A schizophrenic sociopath with personalities stacked upon personalities, each one crazier than the last. She’s the embodiment of tangled deception, a walking nightmare you never want to cross paths with. The moment you hear her name—if it even exists—run. She thrives on manipulation, toxicity, and leaving destruction in her wake. The worst mistake you could ever make is letting her into your life.

Tangele sure does set the bar low.

by XtraSmackAHoe April 1, 2025

Tangele

Tangele/Tangelitis – a chaotic mass of confusion wrapped in a storm of instability. A schizophrenic sociopath with personalities stacked upon personalities, each one crazier than the last. She’s the embodiment of tangled deception, a walking nightmare you never want to cross paths with. The moment you hear her name—if it even exists—run. She thrives on manipulation, toxicity, and leaving destruction in her wake. The worst mistake you could ever make is letting her into your life.

Tangele is a crazy twisted individual. Avoid at all costs.

by XtraSmackAHoe May 20, 2025

Tangalog syndrome

A chronic linguistic disorder found mostly among native Luzon folks who proudly feast on pagpag like it’s gourmet meal prep, yet suddenly feel the need to speak in English halfway through a sentence just to sound smart, deep, or “relate-worthy.” Brain cells switch languages mid-thought because Tagalog wasn't dramatic enough, and English wasn't complete.

I was literally so gutom so I ate two plates of kanin like walang bukas omg I'm still hungry fr no cap Geng Geng(tondo mongoloid clan).

I think I'm having a tangalog syndrome.

by Bisayawa_davao_dapita July 10, 2025

Tangalog

People mainly from Luzon who are stupid and insecure at everything, tangang taga-ilog.

They ran out of rivers because they're dumb enough and now adapted to live in canals, hence the term

"Tangalog sakanal"

Person 1: Parreh we ran out of ilogs now here omg
Person 2: Anong pakeelam ko edi tumira ka sa kanal
person 1: Bright idea parreh doon now gonna live
Person: Tangalog amp... 🥀

by Conyong tagalog boses kambing July 17, 2025

tingel tangel

similar to the character's insanity of "the simpsons", tingeltangel/sideshow bob.

could be used as an adjective, describing one persons incapabilitiy of sticking to his own, once set values.
when someone keeps going back and forth within his actions, not knowing what he really wants.
primarily put in front of a male name and cynical used by women.

1.
hey, what's up tingel tangel joe? not much, heh.

2.
i am so done with your tingel tangel, mike.

3.
go and play with yourself, tingel tangel dave.

by la halla December 9, 2008