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Anus tangerinus

The Common North American Trump (Anus Tangerinus), known commonly by the locals as an Orange Arsehole is a large animal, tall but bulbous in the middle with oddly coloured tangerine skin. A wafty wispy plume of light orange hair adorns its head. This plumage has for years intrigued scientists, hair dressers and bloggers alike. No one can agree on its purpose, what it hides, what it signifies or indeed how evolution saw fit to make it that way. The only Anus tangerinus in captivity can be seen at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. It generally comes out of its enclosure once or twice a day. When threatened, Anus tangerinus emits hostile tweets.
The Anus tangerinus generally lives in large white abodes that it fights over with rivals every 4 years.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
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Tangent

To "go off on one".... To rant aimlessly, or even aimfully but never stick to one topic.

When shiney new words, information and concepts distract you in conversations or in writing.

When you're interested in everything all at once.

Common to, but not specific to ADD or ADHD; but also personality.
Murph: "heeeey girl.... Do you remember that perfume we used to wear in high school? Gosh what was it called?!"

TangentGirl: "ooooh yeah! It was also called wild lagoon by Coty, the base note was vetiver essential oil, but did you know these other 20 perfumes we like have that same base note! Oh here's a recipe for making your own perfume, oh did you know that there's a word for having a fetish about smells, ooooh or that the guy who made that used to work for Chanel, oooh remember when we used to buy that other one too, oh or fake version of CK1, and then remember at prom the first dance song was Words by Boyzone... And I had curly hair.... Gosh.... don't you miss walks along the coast at night coming home from that nightclub without our shoes on?"

Murph: "...............”

TangentGirl: "Murph.....?”

Murph: "Um.... So it's called Wild Lagoon then?"

TangentGirl: "oh god no... That was just in Europe, it's called Monsoon by Coty"

Murph: "Mmmm-K.... Imma gunna go eat dinner now... Breakfast has gone cold"

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by CombustibleTangents June 13, 2020
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tangie town

shag district
as in Maggie m'gill by The doors
Go to tangie town if you are down and feeling blue
by jim morrison October 18, 2004
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tangie

tangie; is a nice girl, from the south. She is surrounded by guys every where she walks. She's not a whore. She is an very liked person. Get's along well with other's. She does not put up with shit. She's country.
WOW! Look at tangie getting all the guys! I wish was that lucky!
by Maggi Yanzi June 10, 2009
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Tangeteen

A tangeteen is a fictional type of food utensil developed by Mr. Joe Dumbrowski when performing a fake spelling test in 2017. From what we know, a tangeteen seems to be a fork type device that has the capabilities of wrapping spaghetti.
I eat my spaghetti with a tangeteen.
by ThatMaximilian May 14, 2020
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Tanglefoot

A Canadian folk band based in Ontario. They play all sorts of music entailing the folk stories of Canada.
Tanglefoot sometimes does concerts with a beer fest.
by Bionicle718 June 27, 2007
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tangerine

1. A small orange
2. A led zeppelin song
3. A really fat and lazy orange cat
1. Want a tangerine?
2. Have you heard Tangerine? it's good
3. Tangerine STOP EATING, it's been 3 hrs!
by Coca December 23, 2003
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