Meat Tampon

The white absorbent material used to soak up the blood from packaged meats.

"He forgot to remove the meat tampon before cooking his steak."

by Jameth11 July 3, 2020

Tamora Pierce

The greatest author of teen fiction EVER. She's a mad genius, deep down. Not just a genius. A mad one.

"Tamora Pierce is the greatest."
"Who?"
*BAM* "Oops, did I just kill you? My bad. Maybe you should have known who Tamora Pierce is."

by ~♪♫~ August 3, 2010

Batalla De Los Tambores

A unique drum performance often played during a Godsmack concert. Sully Erna and Shannon Larkin will each begin playing a different set of drums in a sort of duel with each other.

They will often include small portions of (modified) classic rock songs from bands such as Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath.

Man I just got back from Godsmack's concert. They played Batalla De Los Tambores and it was awesome!

by A Godsmack Fan December 15, 2008

tampon cult

a group of people who party and dance around tampons. some people like to swallow the toxins off of the tampon case.

Girl 1: Hurray hurray the tampon cult shall dance another day!

by anonymous pickleperson February 17, 2021

Tingling Tampon

A tampon that is filled with THC and CBD distillate and diffuses over hours. This has been proven to reduce inflammation, PMS, and other symptoms of periods.

When I use a tingling tampon, my periods are much lighter and my vagina feels great!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Shart Tampon

A wad of toilet paper or an an old sock stuffed into the back of one's underwear to curb the effects of chronic sharting.

I farted hot liquid into my underwear. What i need to do now that i'm cleaned up is use a Shart Tampon.

by Herman P. Willis November 5, 2008

tamagotchi

A little electronic keychain with an animal on it. I had a kitten when I was 4 (which was when these lil fuckers were in style). Every night it would die cuz it would shit at like 3 in the morning and i wouldn't be up to change it. eventually i got so pissed at it I threw it under the train tracks at the subway station.

this fucking tamagotchi is messing with my mind!

by sweetness-and-light May 13, 2007