takova

"Takova" is a bulgarian word used to replace any word you don't know or you can't think of at the moment. It is literally the only word you need to know if you're going to Bulgaria. Bulgarians use it for anything and everything.

Bulgarian1: what do you want for dinner?
Bulgarian 2: just some "takova" from yesterday.

by Bgbiatch November 27, 2018

Takoma Park Middle School

A school located in Silver Spring. Unlike the other definition written by some idiot, this school is unaccepting as fuck and almost all the kids juul, vape, and smoke crack. There is a huge ass divide between the magnet nerds and the non magnet kids who smuggle in weed. This school is only marginally better than Eastern.

Yo, did you go to Takoma Park Middle School?

Yea man, that place was rough as fuck, had to carry a glock with me cuz the security guards didn't do shit. One had 3 teeth and jacked off to hentai all day.

by dont_sag_21 September 5, 2021

takoma park

capital of hippie-land, home of speed humps (not to be confused with speed bumps) and lots of drunkenneess atop christian schools deep in the night. also home of the squirrel lady and that guy who walks around swinging a dead fox.

l: dude, let's break into jna
j: and steal a fireextinguisher
l: lets get drunk first
e: and high
l: whoohooo
j: i hate war!
e: free love!
l: i love animals, give them rights!

by hottness January 12, 2004

Takayama, Katsuhiko

This guy, this fucking guy wrote the script.... for Boku No Pico, yes that award winning clusterfuck of child pornography and rape that could fuck with your nightmares more than It the clown could if you were watching it when you were but a wee child. So this guy is happy to take credit for a shit script on this piece of filth, well... that's excusable, everybody makes mistakes..right? Well No. He also wrote the scripts for the 2 sequels to this piece of shit, and it might as well be child porn inception because it gets weirder and weirder every time. Yo dawg i heard you wanted some child porn to go with your child porn, so we could some child porn with your child porn in sequel with your child porn so you could child porn while you rape children in the mouth over the internet!! If you want to shame someone or know that your better than someone, then you are better than this guy, Takayama, Katsuhiko.... what a twat.

Sane Guy1: hey do you want to go and see a movie next week
Sane Guy 2: yeah man i hear that the new Man of Steel movie has had some mixed revie....
Takayama, Katsuhiko: HEY GUYS LETS GO AND FUCK CHILDREN WITH A PENCIL!!!!
Sane Guy 1 to Sane Guy 2: Lets just back away slowly......

by Brunstwig June 28, 2013

Takeyah

Takeyah is a women who is kind, pretty, and considerate. She cares about her family and friends. She’s amazing person to be around, and she’s NOT FAKE...so you can trust her in any situation. And her level of gorgeousness is extremely high, so don’t compete... cause you’ll lose

Takeyah is beautiful

by 👩🏽‍🦱😎🥰 September 10, 2019

Takoda

A takoda is a person (manly guys) who will never leave your side. Takoda is a very gorgeous human being. He is a very loyal friend. He will always love and care for you no matter what. Takoda’s are very rare. If you have a tokoda in your life you are truly lucky. Love him with all your heart.

Maddie “oh, look that’s my best friend his name is takoda we have been friends for 8 months”

by Maddie.baby November 17, 2018

takayaann

my favourite mutual

-do you know @takayaann?

-yeah i would sell my organs for them, they are my favourite mutual.

by sommerbae June 25, 2021