take a lap

told to a usually fat person who has just said something really stupid. severity of the matter can vary.

go take a mile

go take a marathon

tom- thats what she said...
bill- damn! go take a lap.

by mazimaz June 30, 2008

take a letter

When faced with a daunting task, you decide to pass on doing it. From the childhood game of H-O-R-S-E. A game using a basketball and hoop between 2 or more players. The object of the game is not to spell the word, Horse. If you miss a shot, you have to take a letter and the loser is the one that spells the word horse first.

"Dude, I'm so hungover I'm going to have to take a letter on playing in that football game."

by toniwithaneye October 9, 2006

take a lap

when your high school coach tells you to jerk off later

coach- "Practice is over" ,"Everbody take a lap"
Player- "So we jerk off?"
Coach- " bingo!!!!!"

by your mother is at my house July 25, 2011

take a lick

To take a hit of Acid/Lsd

Do you wanna take a lick homie

by YuhhhhB October 6, 2017

take a lag

To 'take a lag' means to go to jail.

"He better hope the cops get to him first 'coz I'll happily take a lag to fuck him up myself!"

by rm84 October 2, 2020

Take a lil walk

To take another person down the street to fight them.

Where did james go? With manuel to take A lil walk, for being disrespectful...

by Chor1zo_SGV October 24, 2020

Take a Line

An accidental fusion of 'take a number' and 'get a line'. Coined by Jacksfilms and psychicpebbles together in Jack's video, "this game sucks (with psychicpebbles)".

"I'm good at going into debt and nothing else."
"Hey, take a line, buddy!"

by RubySunseto October 20, 2022