Tailed

To Have Sex

"I tailed that girl last night, she was so good"

by Cal Atkinson August 22, 2008

your bright-eyed and bushy tailed

in awe

= "hi"
- "hello Dr. Phil"
- "Your Bright-eyed and bushy tailed"
- "I want you to live your life as a gay woman"
- "bye"

by Janell Ann September 23, 2009

Tailed Beast Bomb

When you're doing seggsy time with a girl and are about to bust, so you call upon the tailed beast that your farther trapped inside of you when you were a baby, and bust the biggest chakra-infused load, practically flooding the room your in.

friend 1: "yo where were you the past few days?"
friend 2: "oh ye, well, I was stuck at home cleaning, me and Bella where going mad a few nights ago and I felt like getting Kurama in on some of the action and he ended up flooding the our bedroom with a Tailed Beast Bomb when he finished, haha"
friend 1: "WHAT IN THE MOTHERLY FU-"

by naruto_dictionary January 28, 2021

Cock Eyed and Bushy Tailed

This is wen some thing you have been workin on has major problems with it when it is finished. You stay back and look at it to see if its Cocked Eyed and Bushy Tailed

Chris: How did your cabinet turn out
Eric: Its really bad, Its all cock eyed and bushy tailed

by SteelerFan86 November 4, 2007

red tailed hawk

A derogatory slang description of a sexual maneuver, which can only occur when a girl is on her period. The man, frustrated about how disgusting it is, pulls out of the bloody vagina and flips the girl over yelling, "Caw, bitch!" Finally, he whips his bloody penis across her ass, thus the red tail.

Did you hear, Bryan gave Kris a red tailed hawk at Overnight camp last month?

by Lumiere8 July 23, 2007

Get Tailed!

to say:fuck off piss off

the boy has to get tailed otherwise he would get a beating from the other boyz!

Get tailed boy!

we must get tailed!

by The dopest December 5, 2007

Shirt Tailed

When wiping and you accidentally use the back of your shirt to wipe your ass, leaving a skid mark or a tail. This is usually done when wearing a dress shirt. It is always unintentional

Although I have never personally done this, I do believe it to be theoretically possible and it has likely happened at some point in human existence.

I need to go home, I just shirt tailed myself in the men's room.

by DL & CP for UD November 26, 2014