dick talker

A Dick Talker is any girl, that when performing oral sex, actually talks to the dick as she is sucking it. This type of girl is very rare, and when it happens, the man is normally shocked and laughs.

"Man, you know that girl shelia??"

"Yeh man, she was a dick talker!!"

"Hell yeah man I had to laugh at that shit!!"

by the moff man September 21, 2008

shit talker

People that have no lives, want attention, make up stuff about others to make them seem bad, and judge others:)

Shit talker to a friend: Ew she's so ugly.
Friend: I know, ew.

by <<3 May 15, 2006

Fly by Talker

A person that makes a comment to you as they are walking by, but the time you realize they are talking to you they are gone.

Mike's such a Fly by Talker, by the time I realize he's talking to me he's gone.

by TZims October 28, 2011

Close Talker

Someone who gets to close to another person while talking to them.

I had to look at that guy cross eyed when he was talking to me,he's one of those Close Talkers.

by matt terry January 4, 2006

basement talker

An individual who is so bad and awkward at conversing that the only logical explanation is that their mind is focused on the fresh dead bodies they've got in their basement. They're thinking about:
- How many they've got
- If anyone knows
- If you know
- If you'd be a good addition to it
- About how much jail time they'd be sentenced to if they were ever caught

Greg: So you cut down trees? Ever have any accidents?
Basement Talker: Yes, many.
(Awkward pause)
Greg's Mind: (Shit, a basement talker. I'd better leave this conversation)
Greg: I have to, um, leave.
Basement Talker: Yes. Leave.

by Douglas Young February 8, 2008

shit talker

A shit talker is what 99% of people under25 years of age are, especially when around other "shit talkers" who like try try to impress other idiots of their age group, to try to appear "worldly" or "knowledgeable" about something they know absolutely nothing about. Shit talkers are silent around adults, (people over 35) because they realize that people who have lived a while have heard plenty of bullshit talk and are not impressed by juveniles babbling bullshit.
See also: liar, punk.

A black or white shit talker is generally a wannabe gangster, because they need a group of people around them to back up their mouth, and to feel like they're "tough" All gang members are "shit talkers".

by shomesomethin July 7, 2010

Long Talker

One who's conversation just goes on and on. Causing friends and family to avoid him like the plague.

by Victor Laslow October 9, 2003