Talkeetna 

a. A cute little town in Alaska to visit for a week, especially in the summer. You can take airplane tours, go fishing, and do a lot of different drugs. A good place to find yourself.

b. A small town in Alaska where a group of young people are trapped. They have no AP, no museums (see Smithsonian), no clubbing, no concerts, and no internet. A good place to get wasted, pregnant, or bitten by mosquitoes.

"Now that we've evacuated New Orleans," said George W. Bush, "We should really do something about Talkeetna."

Talkeetna by another escapee July 23, 2008

Talkeetna 

A great place to find drunk climbers and teenagers in cars. A place that is a party in the summer and a fucking pit of coldness in the winter. A place where the school is shit, drugs are the way to go, and bums sleep at the baseball field. A place where if you tell one person everyone knows. A place of no secrets and plenty of hippies. A place where people come to hide from the law.

Person walks into Talkeetna general store: "Yo, where can you buy pot?"

Store Clerk: "Stand in the park and someone will find you."

Talkeetna by Yo_forever May 25, 2008

Talkeetna surprise 

When one poops in a toilet and without flushing another poops in same toilet. Causing toilet to clog and one's poop to bob around.

That toilet is total talkeetna surprise

Talkeetna surprise by Hazzah#1 April 23, 2018

talkeetna surprise 

When you poop in the toilet and leave it for someone else to find but someone else comes behind you and poops on top it for the third person to find.

On a girls trip, we left our friends a talkeetna surprise. They had to grab a plunger by the third trip to the bathroom in order to clear the poop left from the first two.

talkeetna surprise by TalkeetnaScat April 23, 2018

Taleena 

Taleena is naturally very beautiful. She is nice and a fun person to hang around. She will make your day and will make you laugh a lot. She likes to do a lot of fun stuff and always is active and she is always trying to have fun and always helps people out. She is a great person when you get to know her.

Taleena is a very fun person to hang out with, you gotta love her

Taleena by Happy fun gal April 16, 2019

tahkeena 

Very Rude and Friendly When She Say She's Not , Very Pretty Any Guy Would Love To Have A Tahkeena. She Is A VERY Independent Person And She Is Loving

Having A Tahkeena Would Be A Good Thing.

tahkeena by Tyionnaa December 25, 2021

Takeena 

Takeena is short and cute, but she acts like a crackhead, that aside though she is the best person you can hope to meet.

Damn Takeena you hot as hell!

Takeena by Yourmomsjuicypussy May 15, 2022