sailor swisher

a girl or guy giving a sailor a blowjob and when he cums in their mouth they swish it and spit it and says "AHOY MATEY!"

Sailor 1: guess what i did last night.

Sailor 2: what?

Sailor 1: this girl did a Sailor Swisher on me.

Sailor 2: really? i wanna get sailor swished.

by emo_panda_16 August 14, 2009

Swisher Love

1. When two homies tap their swisher sweet cigarellos togehther as a sign of comrodery.
2. when a single swisher sweets cigarello is shared between two friends.

"fuck yeah swisher love man" (people tap cigarellos together and then begin to puff and exhale)

"pass that swisher love over here"

by Nicky Lawrence and Paul Sintetos August 7, 2007

swisher

a substitute for a philly, a blunt

Yo lets pick up some swishers and pack em wit weed

by 173 March 31, 2007

swisher sister

Girls that have given the same guy a bj

They both dated him and sucked his dick. They're swisher sisters

by Justkidden August 8, 2017

swisher sweet dank blunt

yummy blunt that has a flavoring, but you're smoking weed.

This swisher sweet dank blunt is getting me stoned man.

by thanksantsthanks October 19, 2010

Swisher

Probably the poorest brand of cigar you can find.

I ain’t ever smoked any Backwoods,only Swishers

by sucky sucky fucky fucky June 12, 2020

Swisher

(adj.) term used to describe perfect randomness, uniqueness, and one-of-a-kind events, people, situations, etc. Used freely in any situation of epic proportions that you know no one has ever experienced before.

"Orthogonal pigeons dropping little rectangles. Oh, just keep it Swisher!"

"Don't do the idiot! Oh Swisher!"

"Smoke 'em if you have 'em. Relax if you don't. Keep it Swisher!"

by swisherlover October 5, 2011