santorectum

Gateway to colonoscopy.

1. Does toilet paper leave you bleeding? Then try a Kohler bidet -- gentle on your santorectum.

2. Bristol Palin drank too many wine coolers and woke up in a tent, her santorectum throbbing.

by Tony.97209 June 24, 2011

Los Santos Customs

A chain of vehicle customization shops in Grand Theft Auto V. Has a spray can icon on the minimap.

I just customized this Warrener in Los Santos Customs.

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 May 25, 2016

Santorum towel

A cloth kept nearby to clean up that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

Quick, grab me the Santorum towel before this gets all over.

by babycake & boo June 19, 2011

Rick Santorum

semen mixed with fecal matter often left after continuous anal sex

"I dont care what you guys do in there... just dont leave any rick santorum on the bed sheets.."

by Dev321 July 15, 2006

swato

slang for stupid, numbskull, idot

a que swato or mire ese swato

by Mike Morales October 26, 2007

Rick Santorum

A fucking chickenshit facist. Believes the government should interfere with every aspect of every citizen's personal lives in order to shape the Country to relfect his-and only his-personal views, which would basically mean making it mandatory for all U.S. citizens to become practicing Christians. Was also the first major name in the 2012 Presidential Campaign to propose a ban on Porn-which the Supreme Court would've obviously declared unconstitutional (unless he appointed only his fellow Conservative Bible thumpers).

Rick Santorum hates freedom. Plain and simple.

by GaaraoftheDamned November 29, 2012

Va a scati e santo tutto in arabo

When your zoom meeting lags and you can't understand what someone is saying, you can type in the chat "va a scati e santo tutto in arabo" (wich is italian and means "My internet is lagging and i can't understand").

A: *LAGS*
B: A, watch out! Va a scati e santo tutto in arabo!

by La mia persona March 9, 2021