team swain

a group of guys that named themselves after a guy theyre obsessed with and they never see him anymore..... but they still insist on calling them team SWAIN when hes a loser that isnt even friends with them anymore..... theyre poser stoners that think theyre hardcore but are the furthest thing from it

"stupid team swain claims theyre stoners but even if they do they dizz stoners out to non-stoners... stupid fuckers!"

by smiley May 27, 2003

swain county high school

A shit hole straight from the ass of satan

Mom: would you like to go to swain county high school?
Son: no I don’t want to be shit

by Sassmaster360 November 6, 2017

swain county high school

if satan's asshole was a school

tourist: where can i find a trash can?
me: at swain county high school

by wheezemeister May 30, 2018

Swain County High School

A school full of sports-obsessed hormonal teenagers who find nothing better to do than cause drama when they're not at after-school practices. Oh, and let's not forget the Hammer Down, boot-stompin' rednecks who sit back and enjoy the show with buckets of over-buttered popcorn, who say "shwain countay shun" like it's their religion. Be prepared to be at school, even through a blizzard, because God forbid you have a day off from a school full of narcissist maroon devils whose gravitational pulls are just a little too strong for them to handle. Shoutout to all the Extra Moms who worry more about their "Soccer-Mom Reputation" than their daughters' virginities.

What else is there to say about Swain County High School?

by picoritdidnthappen February 24, 2018

Swain County High School

A school full of sports-obsessed hormonal teenagers who find nothing better to do than cause drama when they're not at after-school practices. Oh, and let's not forget the Hammer Down, boot-stompin' rednecks who sit back and enjoy the show with buckets of over-buttered popcorn, who say "shwain countay shun" like it's their religion. Be prepared to be at school, even through a blizzard, because God forbid you have a day off from a school full of narcissist maroon devils whose gravitational pulls are just a little too strong for them to handle. Shoutout to all the Extra Moms who worry more about their "Soccer-Mom Reputation" than their daughters' virginities being lost to the couple-billion f-boys that need adult ingredients classes. :)

"what else is there to say about Swain County High school"

by picoritdidnthappen March 1, 2018

mr swain

short witch man

did u see mr swain today
yeah he shouted at me for not being a witch

by fruit tella March 30, 2021

swained

Swained-(V, past tense) When someone gets you in trouble and then acts like you are friends afterward.

Kevin: Can you believe this shit? This dude snitched on me, then I lost my job, now he's trying to hang out after we get off work.

Randall: Oh shit man, he swained you like that. damn son.
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James: WHY the FUCK did you fall asleep at work?
Ezell: I was tired.
James: Wrong Answer. Now you gotta hold my pocket until we done here...but after that, we can go get some beers later and bullshit.
Ezell: I don't want any beers, I ain't being swained like that homie.

by Chico Blacklung January 7, 2011