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Sussex, N.B.

the best town i know of (after spending 9 years there).

was a military base, still kinda is idk im no armyman

had a good pop company going, i think they sold it to pepsi. either that or coke idk but they still make 'sussex ginger ale.

the old train station is quite historic, but now it is one third museum one third open space and one third ice cream shop. the Sullys ice cream business. named after the sullivan family, who founded it.

they're middle school sucks. not the school, but the teachers. at least it was that way when i went there.

home of the atlantic balloon fiesta, a hot air balloon festival.

it's honestly just a small town with a lot of awesomeness.

sidenote... i think at least 40% of the people who live in sussex have disabilities. like, mental shit like autism and shit like that it's creepy...
guy 1: holy fuck! giant cows from mars!!!!!!
guy2: dude, calm ur boner its just daisy and buttercup, the two statues of cows marking the entrance to Sussex, N.B.

or, more commonly: Sussex?!?! where the fuck is that?!?!
Sussex, N.B. by hiqwertyhi June 29, 2011
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university of sussex 

A faculty located in Falmer, Sussex. Love to make fun to the neighboring University of Brighton, for some reason. It's a very known fact that everyone in sussex wanted to go to Oxbridge but they couldn't because of mental diseases, so they just find the nearest university in ranking to laugh about so they could complain studying in a shite university.
Leave them alone... they're just university of sussex's dickheads

Sussex County, Nj 

A county who are full of hicks and fake ass people who talk all about how they're such nice people who likes to make friends and are there for anybody but then run away like a pussy whenever I even somewhat try to be nice too them. It smells like skunk or garbage or even shit and can't smell fresh air most of the time. The schools are sad excuses and the stores have nothing and restaurants don't know how to cook there food all the way. If I was you, I would rethink before moving to this dump or if you already live here then leave before you decide to jump in front of the local rednecks tractor.
Jeremy: So you're parents are making you come live with them in Sussex County, Nj?
Nick: Yeah, dude. Fml.
Sussex County, Nj by Jimmy1996 December 29, 2019
A small town in NSW, Australia where inbred's live
Same as Wandandian
Poeple in who live in Sussex are inbreds, theres no denying
it
"Mitchel you sussex inbred"
sussex by vinie high July 29, 2008

Sussex Squad 

Loosely organized online group of supporters of Prince Harry and Meghan. Formed as a method of active pushback to hateful/vitriolic language and stories that mainly targeted Meghan Markle once her engagement to Prince Harry was announce in November of 2017.
"The Sussex Squad not only works to promote the work of Harry, 34, and Meghan, 37, but also to take down the haters, in internet speak."
Katie Kindelan, Good Morning America
Combining Sussex and So Sexy, Sussexy is a Prince Harry & Meghan Markle fan phrase referring to their attractive lifestyle or how good they look together.
Did you watch the royal wedding?”
“OMG I know... It was Sussexy!”
Sussexy by C L G June 29, 2020

Sussex County Technical School 

Technical School in Sussex County filled with rednecks and weird people from weird towns. No one here is normal. Beware of adding guys on snap, all they want is nudes, but the girls are hoes so it works out. People smell like gasoline, weed, or really strong perfume girls obsessively spray on their boyfriend. Beware of YEEYEE guys.
Hey bro! You go to Sussex County Technical School? OH SHIT. I don’t want to be your friend if you go there. Actually, have any weed or hoes I can have?