Act of using a wide bore drinking straw (i.e. Wendy's Hamburgers) to suck the cum out of a man's rectum after gay anal sex. However it is RARELY actually used to mean this, instead it's used as a put down.
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I’m sick of buying all these school supplies because the kids can’t stop scrumming on the glue sticks.
I’m sick of buying all these school supplies because the kids can’t stop scrumming on the glue sticks.
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Get the scrum mug.An idea scrum was first developed along with the many other bullshit MBA and business school words that 20 somethings begin to use after paying thousands of dollars to complete a waste of time MBA. "Idea scrumming" however first became prevalent at the School of Jibber in Battlerville late in the piece.
An idea scrum is a figure of speech to describe "putting it to the team" or the fierce debate amongst teams members on a certain topic or attempting to win over an arguement. It is based upon the scrum in rugby union or rugby league.
In an idea scrum, the hooker (manager) places the ball (idea/topic for debate) into the scrum (the various team members) who attempt to win possession (fiercely debate the topic and try to persuade the other team members) before the ball is won (a resolution is met)
An idea scrum is a figure of speech to describe "putting it to the team" or the fierce debate amongst teams members on a certain topic or attempting to win over an arguement. It is based upon the scrum in rugby union or rugby league.
In an idea scrum, the hooker (manager) places the ball (idea/topic for debate) into the scrum (the various team members) who attempt to win possession (fiercely debate the topic and try to persuade the other team members) before the ball is won (a resolution is met)
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Gaz: "Hey Gaz, do you reckon Raz has an enormous head?"
Gaz 2:"Dunno gaz, lets idea scrum it"
OR
Derick: "Hey Gary, how was your day at work?"
Gary: "Pretty shit to be honest Derick, I spent half the day sending emails and the other half idea scrumming shit ideas with my team"
Gaz: "Hey Gaz, do you reckon Raz has an enormous head?"
Gaz 2:"Dunno gaz, lets idea scrum it"
OR
Derick: "Hey Gary, how was your day at work?"
Gary: "Pretty shit to be honest Derick, I spent half the day sending emails and the other half idea scrumming shit ideas with my team"
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Guy 1: Dude did you hit that last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, she totally gave me a scrumdiddlyblumpkin. But now my dick is starting to swell up like a blueberry, and there's orange body paint all over my toilet.
Guy 1: Damn...
Guy 2: Yeah, she totally gave me a scrumdiddlyblumpkin. But now my dick is starting to swell up like a blueberry, and there's orange body paint all over my toilet.
Guy 1: Damn...
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