surffing

crazy wild amazing sex (little waines video lollipop he mimed sex like he was surfing) so we decided to call it surffing and we have been calling it surffing for 4 months

I was surffing so hard last night and it was so wet

by Laura Quinlan December 18, 2008

Surfing

The process of vomitting, usually alcohol, out a car window while moving at a high rate of speed.

Kevin was surfing while I drove home from the bar.

by Frank Walsh March 12, 2007

Surfing

When someone had socialanxiety
And despite their mother is telling them not to " Leave this table" and they go off surfing to their room anyways.

Or " SHE WAS SURFING MY DICK LIKE A PRO MAVERICK WAVING CHAMPION"

That's the more perverted part.

"Dylan went surfing off home, Tony and Nessa came to the party.."

*0_0*

"Oh.."

by Stronghandles May 28, 2017

surfing

the shittest sport in the shittest world

Kris: i know you like bodyboarding but is surfing good?
Alex: Just get out of my house...right now!!!!!
Kris: ok chum
Alex: SURFING IS JUST SHIT

by Kris Engelhardt October 08, 2005

surfing

a type of language only dumbasses who dont know how to read talk

hey dude this is radiccccculllllll surfing is radiculll dudeee

by aidan dude its radiculllll October 22, 2020

Jug Surfing

Riding astride the chest of a large breasted milk maid prior to releasing a portion of tadpole soup twixt the humps and over the face..

Miss Jones's tits are made for jug surfing! What greater pleasure can a gentleman have than to get his solid masculinity in the trough between the soft pulpy wonders and thrust away till the cream beans come out to play!

by Drex Johnson March 08, 2010

throne surfing

Surfing the internet while sitting on the toilet. 24 inch Bar stools work great for a nice platform.

Throne surfing has been a guilty pleasure of mine for quite some time. There's nothing quite like doing your business while you're doing your business.

by bjergen June 23, 2010