crazy wild amazing sex (little waines video lollipop he mimed sex like he was surfing) so we decided to call it surffing and we have been calling it surffing for 4 months
by Laura Quinlan December 21, 2008

by Frank Walsh March 13, 2007

When someone had socialanxiety
And despite their mother is telling them not to " Leave this table" and they go off surfing to their room anyways.
Or " SHE WAS SURFING MY DICK LIKE A PRO MAVERICK WAVING CHAMPION"
That's the more perverted part.
And despite their mother is telling them not to " Leave this table" and they go off surfing to their room anyways.
Or " SHE WAS SURFING MY DICK LIKE A PRO MAVERICK WAVING CHAMPION"
That's the more perverted part.
by Stronghandles May 28, 2017

Kris: i know you like bodyboarding but is surfing good?
Alex: Just get out of my house...right now!!!!!
Kris: ok chum
Alex: SURFING IS JUST SHIT
Alex: Just get out of my house...right now!!!!!
Kris: ok chum
Alex: SURFING IS JUST SHIT
by Kris Engelhardt October 8, 2005

by aidan dude its radiculllll October 22, 2020

Riding astride the chest of a large breasted milk maid prior to releasing a portion of tadpole soup twixt the humps and over the face..
Miss Jones's tits are made for jug surfing! What greater pleasure can a gentleman have than to get his solid masculinity in the trough between the soft pulpy wonders and thrust away till the cream beans come out to play!
by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010

Surfing the internet while sitting on the toilet. 24 inch Bar stools work great for a nice platform.
Throne surfing has been a guilty pleasure of mine for quite some time. There's nothing quite like doing your business while you're doing your business.
by bjergen June 25, 2010
