by Dark Horse Rider May 17, 2009
Get the Dr. Stoli's Blueberry Suprise mug.Chick: "Kobe totally raped me from behind. I didn't want to have sex with him. I'm calling the cops."
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by poohbah May 24, 2006
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when someone passes gas into a water battle and tightens the cap in order to give to another fellow so that he can smell the stench
joshua ripped supreme ass but carefully stored it in a bottle...he later gave us the bottled suprise and it smelled like rank horse penis
by neez/roddie September 2, 2004
Get the bottled suprise mug.by ABloodyBrowneye December 24, 2007
Get the creampie suprise mug.You get really drunk and while a girl is hooking up you unbuckle her pants and eat her out and realize their is blood in your mouth and the girl says i am having my period and someone tells moe on you, and that was quiet a suprise to you
by B boy pany April 2, 2008
Get the strawberry suprise mug.A knee to the groin combined with an elbow to the chest of an enemy. The suprise refers to the victim's shock of recieving a sudden knee to the crotch when expecting a simple elbow attack. Preferably after the victim has received the Yeovil Poke.
by Amara Kat November 15, 2007
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