Banner Elk Suprise

The Banner Elk Suprise is preformed when a man is having sex with a woman doggy style and then places his thumbs together with the nails facing each other. Then the man places the thumbs in the womans anus while spreading the remaining fingers apart to resemble the antlers of an elk.
This act was made famous by a few great men in Banner Elk North Carolina

After a romantic trip to the mountain town of Banner Elk Don gave his girlfriend Peggy the Banner Elk Suprise so that she would always remember the great times they had.

by Neil Sleight August 30, 2008

P in da Butt Suprise

To fuck a bitch in the ass and slam her head on the the bed frame causing it to fracture, then buying her a helmet for christmas

did you here mrs culnen got a P in da Butt Suprise

by culnen January 9, 2009

Optometrist Suprise

While your parnter is sleeping, jizz in her eyes, so when she wakes up, she cannot see.

Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things Jen?"

Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."

by Johnny Starizzle March 29, 2005

Scarsdale Suprise

Taking a dump inside of a pillow and sewing it up (without telling your partner), then having sex while pushing your significant others face in the pillow

Person 1: Ever gotten a Scarsdale Suprise?
Person 2: Yeah, I don't wanna talk about it

by Jared Levin January 8, 2006

The Randy Quaid Suprise

A very welcome punch to the cunt.

Mom: Hey Nick, how was school.
(Nick punches his mom in the cunt.)
Mom: Yahoo! Thanks for the Randy Quaid Suprise.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

superiki

A very talented guy in the universe. Skillful and sometimes can be friendly. Hard to meet him in person because he lives in other world.

Hey, you are very superiki. I hope I could meet you one day.

by peminat_no1 December 29, 2017

Suprita

The girl of your dreams! A girl who will make your life so amazing that you would want nothing more! She is beautiful and absolutely gorgeous ! No one on this planet is cuter than her nor is anyone as sweet as her! Her kindness just makes you wonder how such a kind person can ever exist on the face of this planet! She is the absolute best at everything! Perfect in every possible way!

A person who loves to be given nicknames (like Wifey or Cony), she is the best friend you can ever have and if she happens to love you (or even just come into your life), she is one person you would not want to let go!

She is perfect in every way.. She is a Suprita!

by Browncoco September 28, 2022