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superbowl

1) Based on Roman Gladiator theme, championship of Sport where Gigantic human beings try to crush each other for the sake of passing a gigantic almond shaped ball over a desired stripe of white turf. People from countries outside the US will try to dismiss it as Rugby with pads, but I don't think Joe Theisman was wearing a pad on that leg that snapped in two on National Television. Braveheart couldn't have done it better.
2) A 300 scored during the beer round at the local 40 lanes.
3) Denny's bacon, ribs, and porkrind salad on the kids menu.
4) A chance for the world to see Janet J's Flapjack.
1)Bill Belichick loves the superbowl so much that he begins videotaping the day before the game, just to have something to show the grandkids. He taped the Jets only to remember this momentous season.
2)Chucky hit the superbowl, so he had to start drinking again. They found his twisted Chevy at the bottom of the ravine. At least he went out on a high note.
3)Mark was proud of the way his children hoovered the Denny's Superbowl, and they weren't even teenagers yet. He couldn't eat that much until he was 25.
4)There was a spike in sales at IHOP after the super bowl where Justin Timberlake whipped JJ's tata out.
by Joe Theisman February 3, 2008
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SuperBowl XLIII

The 43rd SuperBowl, with the most history made. A match between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Arizona Cardinals, resulting in a win by the Steelers with a score of 27-23.

The most history was made during this game.

The come back in which the Cardinals caught up 13 points beating the previous record of Ten.

James Harrison ran 100 yards across the football field to make a touchdown. The greatest amount of yards covered by a player.

The Steelers became the first ever franchise team to win the SuperBowl a total of six times.

The first time the Cardinals had ever been in the SuperBowl.
"Dude, did you see SuperBowl XLIII last night?"

"No, why?"

"History was made."
by denman95 February 1, 2009
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superbowl snafu

the halftime show went situation normal all fucked up wen justin pulled out janets tit
a: whoa u see janets white tit?
b: that shit was some superbowl snafu
by matt the coolest February 11, 2004
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Superfood

Food that is extra expensive for no reason and has no extraordinary nutritional value.
Gf: Hey should we buy quinoa, acai berries, or a bag of Funyuns?
Bf: Who cares? They're all superfood.
by wordmakerlikeshakespear September 4, 2018
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supergoo

Primarily related to protected sex and a desire to not spend the night. Supergoo refers to the adhesive bond your dick will make with your boxers after removal of the condom. This is because you wanted to get away so fast you didn't care to wipe off your dingus on one of her favorite towels before getting dressed and making a run for it.
Dude, I accidently supergoo'd my shorts trying to get out of that skank's house the other night.
by KuriousOranj November 16, 2006
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Superdoot

A hypermasculine bro who drives a massive customized ‘Murican pickup truck, often featuring the phrase “super duty” on the rear fender.

Coined by artist, poet, and philosopher Zach W circa 2019, Midwest USA.
Look at this fucking superdoot stomping on the gas to hit 25 mph only to arrive at a crowded red light.
by marcus_salazar July 1, 2021
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Larry the Cable Guy: Health Insepector:

Hold on a sec, I gotta go take the browns to the superbowl.
by Sypth September 26, 2006
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