Success 

Getting up one more time than you've been knocked down.

Theres nothing more important than success. Not even pussy.

Success by Brofesser J June 16, 2014

turd supressor 

A thin layer of toilet paper strategically placed on the surface of the toilet water for the purpose of muffling the sound of the splash.

My bathroom is right beside my room mates' bedrooms, so out of courtesy I often use a turd supressor.

turd supressor by MrCorrect1985 September 18, 2009

Consolation Success 

Consolation success or a consolation achievement is when you put a lot of effort and concentration into achieving something or getting better at something, and only after you've tried for so long that you begin to give up, do things start to "work out" for you. Often, it is more of a slap in the face than a happy acquisition. The consolation comes in giving you your success only because you worked yourself so hard that you gave up and life begins to feel sorry for you. God's way of playing keep away perhaps.

"After so many years in the movie business and his involvement in tonnes of great films, Christopher Plummer only received his first oscar in 2012, at the age of 83. That consolation success must feel more painful than if he retired with no award at all."

Consolation Success by cursedkid March 31, 2013

Succession Flu 

Illness suddenly afflicting colleagues who were passed over for a job they thought the deserved.
Succession Flus are seasonal, usually affecting people during yearly and mid year performance reviews.

- Did you see Lyndon this afternoon?

- No... He had to go home to recover from the succession flu.
- I guess I'll have to help Andy move to the corner office myself!

Succession Flu by Babs1960 September 17, 2013

Great Success! 

An exclamation, which in light of the irreverently popular smash hit film, "Borat" now connotes the justifiable gloating over any sudden victory in life, fortune or career which dismays one's jealous competitors by virtue of its magnitude and/or sheer unexpectedness. It is most effective to exclaim "Great Success!" in the very midst of one's petty and mean-spirited detractors, especially at the precise moment they are forced to acknowledge one's hatefully coveted good fortune.

The radiant bride exclaimed "Great Success!" as she and her handsome groom pushed through the throng of her mean-spirited step family and into the couple's late model Rolls Royce.

Great Success! by Russell Clark December 10, 2006

success before finesse 

In the hoop-jumping contest of life, proven academic performance is required before the art of social manipulation becomes relevant. In other words, a massive GPA gets you a seat at the table; Instagram and snatch-chat alone---just put your dumb-ass on the menu.

Don't be a dumb-ass; 'success before finesse' is an unbreakable law of the universe.

success before finesse by YAWA August 12, 2018

Success 

Success is an outgoing, bubbly girl who is ambitious. She knows how to put a smile on your face. She is unique and has her flaws but once you get to know her, you will instantly fall in love with her personality. She is a really beautiful girl and always keeps her friends first.

Omg, is ur girlfriend a Success

Success by Cooollgyalll October 6, 2018