Vaginal subwoofer

A speaker specially designed to capture the sound of the vaginal tuba. Extremely common in Africa and other low income countries for reasons unknown.

My vaginal subwoofer was so loud last night that it woke the neighbors.

by Nick Shitcock May 23, 2010

subwoofer nostrils

when somebodys nostrils are so incredibly huge that they would seem to be able to fit a 12" subwoofer up there comfortably

geez man i met this arab guy called hashan has last night when he was coming out of the gay bar and he had the biggest subwoofer nostrils i've ever seen

by jobster July 1, 2005

fully sick subwoofer

even better than "fully sick".

Your car is fully sick subwoofer.

by Jordan Getto July 15, 2006

Double bass subwoofer

When an ear is placed between a girl's buttocks and the girl squeezes her buttcheecks together on the ear and farts.

Your mom double bass subwoofered me so hard last night my ear was bleeding.

by Some Gypsy December 24, 2009

Subwoofer

A bitch ass nigga that suck at 2k and moms is built like a ditto off Pokémon and they a bitch

Jj is a subwoofer

by Yo dukes August 10, 2017

Subwoofer

Noun

An Australian term used for defining gay people.

'Look at that flamin' subwoofer.'

by Faemous August 14, 2014

Subwoofer

Somebody that eats a lot of suboxone

Damn, homie went from being on pills to a straight subwoofer

by Jeff keeton July 23, 2025