1) A hetero-fexible male
2) A heterosexual man who drinks and becomes increasingly more gay
3) A heterosexual male who will act as a gay man (i.e. cuddle, receive sexual favors) when a fellow homosexual is not present.
2) A heterosexual man who drinks and becomes increasingly more gay
3) A heterosexual male who will act as a gay man (i.e. cuddle, receive sexual favors) when a fellow homosexual is not present.
"Are there going to be any homos or homo substitutes at that party, if not then I see no reason to go"
"I cuddled with a homo substitute last night. Almost as good as the real thing
"I cuddled with a homo substitute last night. Almost as good as the real thing
by Pr3dair October 21, 2010
Get the homo substitute mug.Whether he gets a phone call from his girlfriend, or splinter in his finger, this social athlete calls full time far too early.
"Where is Ben tonight? It's only 10pm"...... "He's gone home to be a substitute. He'd rather be with the ball and chain".
by TheAthlete November 2, 2014
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If being superstitious is believing in things that aren't true, being substitious is believing in things that are true, but that very few people believe to be true.
There are many substitions, which include "It'll get better if you don't pick at it," "Sometimes things just happen," and "There are a lot of things in the world that you don't know about."
Terry Pratchett describes 71-Hour Ahmed as substitious, which "places him in a minority amongst humans."
— Taken from the page everything2.com/title/substition, explaining substition according to Terry Pratchett, who originated the term in the Discworld novel Jingo.
Terry Pratchett describes 71-Hour Ahmed as substitious, which "places him in a minority amongst humans."
— Taken from the page everything2.com/title/substition, explaining substition according to Terry Pratchett, who originated the term in the Discworld novel Jingo.
by Nigel Nquande March 26, 2011
Get the substitious mug.Words that use other characters. Tend to become very annoying. Here's a list of what each letter is substituted by, usually.
A = 4 or @
B = l3
C = (
D = cl, or |)
E = 3
F = Nothing for F, but you can use ones from different types of languages. Such as ㅋ, which is from Korean alphabet(hangul)
G = 9
H = |-|
I = !, or 1
J = nothing for J
K = l<,
L = |_
M = lVl
N = lV
O = 0
P = not that i know of
Q = still nothing that i know of
R = i got nothing
S = 5
T = +, or 7
U = |_|
V = \/
W = \/\/
X = i got notin
Y = >-
Z = still notin
A = 4 or @
B = l3
C = (
D = cl, or |)
E = 3
F = Nothing for F, but you can use ones from different types of languages. Such as ㅋ, which is from Korean alphabet(hangul)
G = 9
H = |-|
I = !, or 1
J = nothing for J
K = l<,
L = |_
M = lVl
N = lV
O = 0
P = not that i know of
Q = still nothing that i know of
R = i got nothing
S = 5
T = +, or 7
U = |_|
V = \/
W = \/\/
X = i got notin
Y = >-
Z = still notin
Guy 1: ">- 0, >- 3 5 7 3 R |) 4 >-, ! \/\/ 3 lV 7 2 7 |-| ! 5 4 \/\/ 3 5 0 |V| 3 P 4 R 7 >-"
Guy 2: "Stop typing character substituted words, damn it! I can hardly understand you!"
Guy 2: "Stop typing character substituted words, damn it! I can hardly understand you!"
by Hojin :P May 9, 2010
Get the Character Substituted Words mug.The act of sitting on one's non-dominant hand for 20 minutes or until it is numb, then using that hand to beat off or give someone a hand job. Similar to The Stranger, but using the non-dominant hand (i.e. left hand if you are right-handed and vice versa).
by MFLB October 4, 2010
Get the Substitute Teacher mug.1. An old retard that can't hear. Someone who's name happens to be Mrs. G. or Mrs. Greene. Someone who freaks out when you call her and whisper scare crow into the phone.
2. Also a fat retarded loser who is a pizza faced bitch.
2. Also a fat retarded loser who is a pizza faced bitch.
by Benjamism January 24, 2008
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