Substitute Teacher

The act of sitting on one's non-dominant hand for 20 minutes or until it is numb, then using that hand to beat off or give someone a hand job. Similar to The Stranger, but using the non-dominant hand (i.e. left hand if you are right-handed and vice versa).

I'm a little sick, but it's nothing that a beer and
a quick substitute teacher can't fix.

by MFLB October 4, 2010

substitute teacher

1. An old retard that can't hear. Someone who's name happens to be Mrs. G. or Mrs. Greene. Someone who freaks out when you call her and whisper scare crow into the phone.
2. Also a fat retarded loser who is a pizza faced bitch.

Mrs. G. the substitute teacher is a fat pizza faced loser who can't hear me yelling at her.

by Benjamism January 24, 2008

Substitute prostitute

A girl who is a hoe, but does not collect money from her activties. Also to be used as an insult.

Jane: Mary's such a hoe, but she always looks so broke!
Sara: Yeah, she's a substitute prostitute.

by Kazia February 17, 2008

substitude teacher

A teacher who is better than a actual teacher. They are usually nice.

hsusj what is a substitude teacher

me it's a teacher who fills in for the regular teacher

by rickbst22 May 6, 2018

substitute teachers

I had this substitute teacher on friday and she was totally crunked I swear she started singing opera, and she sounded british. She was old and super nice because some guy would tell her how nice she was.

She started talking about chicks slitting their wrists, totally out of hand. The students made themselves at home some dude recording the shit with his self phone.

by lmao April 9, 2005

substicute

The cutest person in a group of people that are not cute.

This bar is full of uglies. I might have to settle for a substicute.

by bobbyp March 18, 2015

Substitute Bus Driver

The underpaid dumbass who has no idea where they’re going.

“Aww shit, the substitute bus driver went the wrong way, guess ima die!”

by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020