2 definitions by bobbyp

winthrop steamer

Sex act(s) involving a non-scalding steam cleaner applied to the genitals, colloquial to New England

It was wicked good sex; she gave me a winthrop steamer and I blew my chowdah.

I was steamed, cleaned, and vaselined

I had my choice between the vacuum and the steam cleaner and skipped the hooverjob and went with a winthrop steamer

by bobbyp December 12, 2007

substicute

The cutest person in a group of people that are not cute.

This bar is full of uglies. I might have to settle for a substicute.

by bobbyp March 18, 2015