Subjective Assignment Theory 

The theory that states that any subjective assignment (such as a book review) can be done without knowing what you are talking about (like writing a book review without reading the book).

Person 1: "Did you read the book and write the review?"

Person 2: "Nah. I'm not going to read the book; I'm just going to use Subjective Assignment Theory."

Subjective Assignment Theory by bodfibodgjioqja November 18, 2011

subjectively meaningless 

something that is objectively meaningless according to the person telling you this phrase but subjectively meaningless to everyone else.

boy 1) my mother says that smoking Mary Jane is meaningless

boy 2) just ignore your old lady. her opinion is subjectively meaningless, that it is, it is meaningless only according to her, but meaningful to everyone else we know.

subjectively meaningless by Uncle Dimma June 16, 2012

subjectively meaningless 

an activity that is objectively useful to everyone you know, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you, who defines your activity as useless and subjective only to themselves).

boy 1) my mother says that smoking Mary Jane is meaningless

boy 2) just ignore your compiliterate . her opinion is subjectively meaningless, that it is, it is meaningless only according to her, but meaningful to everyone else we know.

subjectively meaningless by Uncle Dimma September 18, 2012

subjectively meaningless 

an activity that is objectively useful to everyone you know, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you.

boy 1) my mother says that smoking Mary Jane is meaningless and fucktarded

boy 2) just ignore your computer illiterate. her opinion is subjectively meaningless, meaningless only according to her, but meaningful to everyone else we know.

subjectively meaningless by Uncle Dimma November 5, 2012

Subceptionalism 

A state of being under or below exceptional.
Unexceptional, regular, or common.

-TB.

If the Founding Fathers looked back on America today, they would see it as being subceptional.

After the civil war, America's Democratic Party promotes the ideal of subceptionalism.

Subceptionalism by teabeaux May 14, 2013

dubjection

When you are drunk two nights in a row and confess your feelings for two different boy who are both significant in your life and get rejected by both

Omg Sam got stone cold dubjection from Adam and Rich, on saturday and sunday!

dubjection by Amirz7 August 22, 2018

Subtaction 

When a seal attempts to fit your whole head in its mouth

Don't go diving without your subtaction helmet!

Subtaction by Sub-taction October 20, 2018