Something that McDonald's puts on their hamburgers instead of real cheese. Is made out of palm oil and does not really has a flavor but melts very well and is very, very cheap.
Customer; "I would like a nice juicy McHamburger with Cheddar cheese"
Nutritionist; "Actually, that's not cheese. It's substitute cheese. It just looks like cheese"
Nutritionist; "Actually, that's not cheese. It's substitute cheese. It just looks like cheese"
by Ronald Mac Donald October 20, 2008
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Words and phrases like these are commonly used in front of children by parents or family members when they would otherwise use a swear word. There are many such words or phrases, sometimes having been in use for generations, others more recently invented.
Words and phrases like these are commonly used in front of children by parents or family members when they would otherwise use a swear word. There are many such words or phrases, sometimes having been in use for generations, others more recently invented.
by Duraiken December 2, 2010
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You shouldnt be able to tell the difference between a meat substitute and the real thing.
You shouldnt be able to tell the difference between a meat substitute and the real thing.
by Bubza101 December 11, 2017
Get the meat substitute mug.1) A hetero-fexible male
2) A heterosexual man who drinks and becomes increasingly more gay
3) A heterosexual male who will act as a gay man (i.e. cuddle, receive sexual favors) when a fellow homosexual is not present.
2) A heterosexual man who drinks and becomes increasingly more gay
3) A heterosexual male who will act as a gay man (i.e. cuddle, receive sexual favors) when a fellow homosexual is not present.
"Are there going to be any homos or homo substitutes at that party, if not then I see no reason to go"
"I cuddled with a homo substitute last night. Almost as good as the real thing
"I cuddled with a homo substitute last night. Almost as good as the real thing
by Pr3dair October 21, 2010
Get the homo substitute mug.1. when the girl you actually like is unavailable, so you find a slut to take her place. From the words stut + substitute.
2. a school or other institution that prepares girls to become sluts. Also referred to as High School.
2. a school or other institution that prepares girls to become sluts. Also referred to as High School.
My girlfriend couldn't go to the prom, so I went with a slutsitute.
The only thing they seem to care about teaching us at school is how to have sex. It's just a slutstitute.
The only thing they seem to care about teaching us at school is how to have sex. It's just a slutstitute.
by theguywhowrotethis September 3, 2010
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"Where is Ben tonight? It's only 10pm"...... "He's gone home to be a substitute. He'd rather be with the ball and chain".
by TheAthlete November 2, 2014
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