stripper in hell

when a stripper has to strip for an old, fat, trucker dude, who's body is greasier than the bacon at Whataburger.

Your fat Uncle Louie going to a strip bar and paying for one girl ALL night. That's a stripper in hell.

by alex December 28, 2003

stripper wallet

When you're carrying a wallet with only $20s and $1s. Twenties for the pay, and $1s for the tips.

Dude, This damn thing won't close!
Thats cuz you got $50 in ones in your stripper wallet.

by Sven Pisker September 11, 2007

crack stripper

A variation of the common "crack whore," though considerably classier. Members of the profession remove clothing to arouse others, receiving crack and/or coke in compensation. Permitted as part of the profession is the snorting of coke on the ass of the client.

How you using your Harvard degree? Oh. As a crack stripper. Ayy. You a tranny mess.

by alejandra_and_dieter March 10, 2008

Stripper

An individual; male or female, with the athletic prowess of a jungle cat and the tits (or balls) enough to take off their clothes and dance around butt naked in front of a crowd of people for tips. These people are adept in the art of flirting, fantasy creation and erotic dance. Not a profession for the weak willed or faint of heart, it is an art not understood by many and thus often disrespected.

That stripper at the club downtown makes more paper in one night than most of you will make in a month.

"I am a stripper, I make more money in four hours shaking my ass than you do in four days breaking your ass." - A Stripper.

by farkfarkfark October 21, 2012

Stripper Fuel

Slang for alcohol and cocaine. Most often whiskey and stomped-on shit.

Stella missed her rotation because she was jacked up on stripper fuel.

by Dr. of Bootology August 22, 2010

Stripper Chocolate

When the stripper giving you a lap dance convinces you to buy some of her kids chocolate for a fundraiser

Dude.. I left the titty bar and checked my pocket, I bought some stripper chocolate again!

by Rhaughne September 3, 2018

Stripper Whisperer

(noun) An alpha male who possesses the uncanny ability to disarm the generally emotionally guarded Stripper. He can not only get them to say their Real Name but persuades them to give Him their phone number so they can see each other again in a better lit and less expensive environment.

"Damn that guy! Every time He comes to the Rhino He gets 1 lap dance from the hottest girl here, the next thing you know she's begging Him to call her and they're meeting at His hotel room for drinks and free lap dances. He's like a Stripper Whisperer!"

by Six/vi December 24, 2009