stressplexion

undesirable skin condition usually heightened by the anxiety of a romantic encounter with a much coveted object of desire. Has the unfortunate and circular result of causing further anxiety and almost certain date-failure. Usually far less hideous to all except individual bearing said stressplexion

Nadine sent Matt a text message pleading stomach flu, then spent the rest of the day bemoaning her stressplexion's ongoing destruction of her dating life.

by mandy-louise April 6, 2007

Stressfuk

The state of mind in which you are so stressed that you cease to remember any sense of responsibility or any things you may or may not have to do.

Common to high-schoolers and those who cannot spell.
Similar to Stressfucked

dude, I'm so feeling the stressfuk, I don't even remember how many classes i have each day!

by trex1117 September 29, 2010

Stressure

Adj.) A descriction word for stress and pressure.

Ex. 1) "I'm under so much stressure right now." Ex. 2) "Oh my god that's makes me have stressure."

by Besties.its.kenzie November 19, 2021

Stressure

The stressful result of pressure.

When work pressure and the stress it causes pile up on you and your colleagues, you may be suffering from "stressure"

by Steve Gardner November 17, 2006

sexessfully

The act of "successfully" accomplishing or completing something having to do with sexuality.

My romatic getaway with my lover was sexessfully executed with the help of my fuzzy handcuffs, french maid's outfit and a whole lotta lube! It was glorious!

by Aubrey Duke May 2, 2005

Stressball

When you are trying to have anal sex. You wait for you partner to be in the middle of passing gas to make insertion easier. At that point you insert your penis into the rectum. The increase in pressure causes your partners eyes to pop out like a stress ball

I need an optician after getting Stressballed last night

by bigmatis007 November 3, 2018

Stressure

Pressure, with a truck load of stress to boot.

"It's all about fuckin' stressure today!"

by Andrew Callister April 2, 2008