Wicked stepfather

A comedic request line from an older man to younger woman.

Do you want me to be the wicked stepfather you never had?

by I, Wreckerrr November 5, 2016

stepfuck

People becoming involved with somebody having a ready made family out of a now defunct relationship.

Yo', I gots hooked up with a bangin' bitch and its all good 'cept one of them kids calls me a stepfuck.

by jpg3 August 17, 2011

step-douche

That thing your mother marries when your father and her aren't together anymore. It's basically his life goal to make your life a living hell. You're mother is too blind to see it, but you just want to give him a solid kick in the face, or stab. Whatever.

"The step-douche gave me a shit list of chores yesterday."

by TAMC September 17, 2012

a red headed stepchild's rental mule

Something or someone needing or getting a very severe beating.

The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!

by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

stepdad issues

Whatever William Haynes has with the media

Daren: Is stepdad issues even a thing?

Will: Yeah. You know how a lot of people hate their stepdad, that's what I got with the media.

by RVW July 17, 2015

step on me

Wanting someone you find sexy to actually step on you, displaying dominance over you.

Could also be said by someone with a foot fetish

Oh dear lord she's fine, I want her to step on me!

by Sophoenix January 14, 2017

Step on a lego

Instantaneous painful death

I hope you step on a lego

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018