Streaming Aids

When you're streaming something on the internet and it's only a short length but it stops about 20 seconds in and starts buffering again. Usually in the form of an important and amazing song on youtube, thus ruining it. Even though you have broadband.

Gah! streaming aids.

by stayinwonderland June 1, 2009

stretching your tackle

means chilling, coolin or just hanging/lounging around...

- "Word up, bro?"
- "Not much.. I'm just stretching my tackle here at my pad.."

by PurePlayaz June 7, 2005

streaking gonzalez

N. A mexican illegally crossing the border naked.

Look over there, theres a streaking gonzalez crossing the border!

by Mafia Game December 20, 2010

Streaming

The act of urinating.

While streaming, in a computer and data centric context, indicates the flow of audio and/or video data, an individual who is creating live content on the internet is more properly described as "doing a webcast" versus "streaming."

"I'm streaming right now, hands free."
"Really? You're doing a webcast right now?"
"No, I'm urinating, while I'm talking to you on the phone."

by Alfred_FL February 8, 2009

Stretching your Cornucopia

To spread your legs in such a way that your nutsack will separate from your inner thigh.

"Aw man, are you stretching your Cornucopia?"

by Griff Law April 6, 2015

squeaching

The act of laughing so hard you sound like your Spongebob on drugs. Usually used when your friend gives off a retarded vibe.

*Friend sends you something funny but very utterly retarded*
Me: HOLY FUCK IM SQUEACHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!

by AriiiTheIdiot June 22, 2017

sexless streaming

The platonic version of "Netflix and Chill."

My besties are coming over to binge-watch Parks and Recreation for some good ol' fashioned sexless streaming.

by Jay-Rizzle December 29, 2015