I went for my morning poo and got up to see the Mona Lisa from my droppings. It was a wonderful piece of shartwork.
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The unofficial exclusive freshman resort located on the campus of University of Cincinnati. Its convenient location and lack of authoritative figures lead to many incidents such as public urination and consistent debauchery. Since it is not affiliated with the university, the most extreme punishment ever enacted is a $20 fine. Typically, the third floor is rowdy, the second floor is super quiet, and first floor is alright.
-When pre-gaming at Stratford Heights did you smoke and drink tequila simultaneously in the common room?! I sure did and it was great!
-I have a room here at Stratford Heights, but I woke up this morning in someone else's bathroom. I wonder what happened!
-I have a room here at Stratford Heights, but I woke up this morning in someone else's bathroom. I wonder what happened!
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Def. 1 Stratford is a pretty little town at least 45 minutes from anything useful. Here you can find the festival theatre, where we put on shakespearean plays and musicals - we're world renowned for it! You can also find - um - uh- let's see- we're the pork capital of ontario!
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Def. 1 Stratford is a pretty little town at least 45 minutes from anything useful. Here you can find the festival theatre, where we put on shakespearean plays and musicals - we're world renowned for it! You can also find - um - uh- let's see- we're the pork capital of ontario!
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Darling, let's visit scenic Stratford, which pretends to be cultured when it's really just another dying farm town!
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Girl 1: your moms only 30 why doesn’t she have any teeth?
Girl 2: she grew up in Stratford, my grandpas my cousin too
Girl 2: she grew up in Stratford, my grandpas my cousin too
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