Tactical Straddle 

Tactically straddling someone is a high-speed low-drag maneuver. Commonly used in Police and Military applications. Forcefully and tactfully squatting spread eagle over someones torso or face take control of the suspect. A Tactical Straddle can be executed with the suspect in the prone or supine position by placing both legs around them, as you would when riding a horse. Tacticalness is increased if wearing all black.

"I had to execute a tactical straddle to get control of a suspect last night. Once I had his torso straddled, I was able to overcome his resistance and take full control."

JB "Hey D, heard you had to manhandle that guy in the cell last night, how did you get control of him?"

D "It was easy, I just executed a Tactical Straddle to get him into submission."

Tactical Straddle by RDMC2 April 14, 2014

Chopping the Straddle 

When a female is in the spread eagle position and a male who has an erection jumps and karate chops the females vagina with his erect penis.

I can't piss right today man, because last night i sprained my dick chopping the straddle.

Chopping the Straddle by StraddleWaddle November 16, 2011

Auto-straddle 

The Autostraddle Sexual Move it is not a position for having sex, just a “move"
Person A straddles Person B. Both of Person A’s legs should be outside of both of Person B’s legs.
not a form of scissoring or tribadism or intertwiny-leg-thing, just autostraddling.

Auto-straddle example: when Person B is sitting on a couch or chair and Person A sits on top of them, or when Person B is lying on their back and Person A surprise-straddles them.

Auto-straddle by Mc'Lovin' November 14, 2010

Auto-straddle 

The Autostraddle Sexual Move it is not a position for having sex, just a “move"
Person A straddles Person B. Both of Person A’s legs should be outside of both of Person B’s legs.
not a form of scissoring or tribadism or intertwiny-leg-thing, just autostraddling.

Auto-straddle example: when Person B is sitting on a couch or chair and Person A sits on top of them, or when Person B is lying on their back and Person A surprise-straddles them.

Auto-straddle by Mc'Lovin' November 14, 2010

Toaster Straddle 

The act of a man, who while face fucking a girl lying on her back, straddles her upper body and defecates on her chest and stomach. The man then proceeds to face fuck her until he also ejaculates on her chest completing this mixture of toasty warm substances on her body. One can see this is similar to the toaster strudel.

Man that toaster straddle I gave that whore last night was so messy!

Toaster Straddle by Chief Fat Cock February 23, 2011

O'straddle

To unexpectedly hump one's face vigorously whilst perched atop their shoulders. The maneuver must be initiated by a running jump, where the O'straddler leaps onto the recipient's shoulders before thrusting.

Hey Fonz, did you see how Briant just totally O'Straddled Tad last night??

Yeah man, that was like, intense. He has wicked bad whip lash.

O'straddle by Feral Tad June 28, 2010

Friendly Straddle 

When two (or more) persons, decide to straddle one another, claiming afterwards that there was no romantic intentions involved in the maneuver, and so it was just 'Friendly'.

John: What happened between you and Jill on Saturday?

Jack: Nothing

John: ... She was straddling you on a roundabout, and you call that nothing?

Jack: It was just a Friendly Straddle

Friendly Straddle by Blank283 March 24, 2010