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fuckwater stout

n.

A term commonly used to refer to an expensive beer that tastes like shit. Usually refers to a beer that only a Hippie will drink so he can prove that he is a Hippie, and to insure there is no confusion with the fact he is a worthless mother fucker.
1.What the fuck Jim.....get the fuck outta here with that fuckwater stout....what the fuck is going on here?

2. Man Im gonna get my swerve on just as soon as I find a few more dollars in change for some dark-brew (fuckwater stout) from these couch cushions.

3. You come in here smellin like petuli one more time and Ill bash your face in with that bottle of fuckwater stout.
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toilet bowl stout

The brown water or piss or liquid shit that comes out of your ass, Brown in the toilet bowl like stout beer is brown in your glass hence the name toilet bowl stout.
Im not drinking that stuff again, I been pissing out of my ass all day long i made more toilet bowl stout than arthur guiness made beer
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com January 21, 2008
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Imperial stout

A form of beer, specifically a stout, brewed incredibly strong so as to survive long sea journeys.

It is 10% alcohol, jet black, consistency of cough syrup, and tastes almost exactly like chewing tobacco. Served at room temperature. Beer as man was meant to drink.

By the time you get one glass down you're half-buzzed, your tastebuds are dead and you're not hungry for dinner anymore.

In short, it is the only true Man Beer in the world and will put some hair on your ass.
by Carlysle T. Rocquefort May 18, 2010
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mr. curtis stout

a lonely man with a bad sense of style gets no bitches and beats his meat to pictures of fruit his wife is cheating on him and he is unaware that he has no life
dont be such a mr. curtis stout
by da savage god 2 October 18, 2017
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Cameron Stout

A person that is better than you at partying. He gets awesome.
"Cameron Stout is a way better partier than me."
by gettingawesome October 22, 2011
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UW-Stout

Wisconsin's polytechnic university, comprises nearly 9000 students from all over the world. Often looked at as the back-up school or reject campus in the UW-System, nothing could be further from the truth. With one of the best aesthetic campuses, highest job placement rates and most notorious party reputation in the state, UW-Stout kicks the shit out of every other 4-year campus beneath Madison. Oh, and one of the best men's hockey teams in the country to boot.

Often imitated on Thursday nights around the state, but never duplicated... UW-Stout.
Jackie: Hey! I got into UW-Stevens Point!

John: Really? I'm sorry!

Jackie: Why?

John: Because your going to a trashy hippie school with no decent partying where everything about it blows a dick

Jackie: Oh shit, *crying*

John: Put your app in at UW-Stout, we do it right! Believe that!
by DoubleDKegs July 25, 2009
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cooper stout

a cookie obsessed guy, who’s terrified of moths, yogurt and bananas
part of a band called the tyne, who have toured with new hope club
he is 74 yrs old, and seems to have a thing for DTU👍🏻👍🏻
twitter love him and he’s cute
love you coops❤️
cooper stout means to be funny and loved
‘aw he’s such a cooper stout’ = aw he’s so nice
girl 1: give me a rose
cooper: nah fam
girl 2: love ya
cooper: love you too
by cookiemonstergee October 13, 2019
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