stood

If you are lucky enough to not only be a Stuart but also a Dude, this is clearly what everone on this humbled planet shall call you!

James: "Sup Stood?"
Stuart: "lmaoplanes, Smeddles"
James: "Rofflecopter, Stood"

by jayseven April 16, 2005

stoody

someone who is a total butthead

get bent, you are such a stoody!

by boner boy February 9, 2005

Stoodley

This is when a man shits in a womans vagina and then fucks her while the poop is still in the vagina.

I fucking stoodley'd that hoe then she got a yeast infection.

by mangiana69 January 17, 2009

stoodler

name for a group of transvestites. Or a person who does not possess proper genitalia for the sex .

That guy must be a Stoodler .
Theres alot of Stoodlers in this bar isnt there .

by BOB 94 March 1, 2011

stoodent

A person lacking in every respect. Chasing the illusive gauntlet represented by a sheet of white construction paper. Often misrepresented by the financial aid people and the headhunting student services department. Thought to have a high caliber for injection of thought to class discussions, but often coming up short.

One of my stoodents told me he was "straight". I assured him he was quite rigid and lumpy.

by FUCK GOD November 21, 2004

Stood Up

To take your last stand. And then to find you are alone, waiting in the sand.

That grubby mexican gunfighter stood me up.

by jotham February 26, 2004

Stood

An illegal that blames his lack of skill in fortnite to lag and people “ teleporting.”

That dude stood will never get better at Rocket League. He’s just a bad octane kid.

by Hajonjon Laddu McJames May 30, 2021